“How Do I…” Get Witness/Target Samples?

Good morning occulties!

I’ve obviously been on a reconciliation/love spell kick as far as topics go… 😉 Many of these spells (as well as many types of spells,) require harvesting something of the target’s such as hair, blood, photo, signature, clothes, etc. Often, the collecting of such objects, often known as a “witness,” or “witness sample,” proves difficult for the petioner, as they have no pictures of the target, nor do they have access to the target’s personal space to get a hold of hair or used-band-aids, or used gods-know-what…. >:) Thankfully, there are several sneaky methods for collecting samples that you can employ, as several platforms of magic/k require these samples in spells to work well…and their addition to any spell never hurt. 😀

If you don’t know your target at all….

*Technology is a great thing. Get a digital camera or cell phone with the ability to take pictures, and shoot a sneaky photo of the target.

*Go somewhere where your target will eat or drink something and leave the dishes – any resturaunt with wait staff – not a Mc Donalds! Or even a park, beach, or similiar with open-top trash cans that you can see their trash in, and won’t have to fish around a lot to get to. Take the napkin they used, or, failing that, whatever they drank out of. Viola! Spit!

Since most of the methods for grabbing items from a target you don’t know are blatant stalking, I won’t go on to much further except for this one…and you have to be a big meanie… >:)

*Walk up behind them, and pull out a few hairs…then look really embarrassed, apologize, and know you have a great witness, you occult freak! 😉

If you aren’t close to your target, but know them…

*If you work together, raid the trash can for their trash if possible.

*If you bum a ride, look for hairs or trash in their car that you can steal.

*If you are in their house….
-If they are single or live alone, use the bathroom, and then either collect from the garbage (eeeew! that’s no fun,) or out of their shower or tub for body hairs. Raid the hairbrush while your there. If they leave, look for photos that won’t be missed.
-If they live with others, emply any of the same methods, but use caution!!! I once secured a used Kleenex from a single guy in a single apartment for someone to get a witness, and it was used by his mom…and I had to touch a used Kleenex… 😛

*Use a method listed in the if you don’t know them catagory.

If you know your target well, live with them, are related to them, or are dating them….

Uh…first off, in this case you SHOULD have a photo of this person, but I have seen enough cases of folks actually not having any pics, so… if you can’t use any of the methods listed above, try:

*In a love relationship, make love to your target…save something (your choice) from the encounter. Don’t tell me what it was…I have several ideas, and that’s enough for me. 😉 If you really want to connect the two of you closer try using combined sexual fluids. Um…the best method I have ever used for that is using a piece of whatever the two of you used to clean yourself off after making love. Protected sex with a condom doesn’t facilitate the collection of this, but don’t go humping without one if you are unsure about you or your lover’s sexual health or it is your main method of birth control, –PLEASE don’t have sex without a condom just to collect a sample. You can get the witness from inside of or on the outside of the condom if you REALLY want this type of sample.

*For straight men and lesbians in a love relationship: If you are really so bold, secure some menstrual blood from your target… How is up to you, but if your girl finds you fishing in the trash after her Tampax, you will definitely have to do some explaining! 😉

*Raid the bathroom. Take all the hair you can get, take that used band-aid, clip some bristles off of their toothbrush…hey, are those toenail clippings! Huzzah!

*Clip tags/labels off of their soiled clothing. Cut loose threads off of soiled clothing.

*If the washing machine/dryer can steal a pair of socks, you can steal a soiled pair!

Basically, as you can tell, this situation has so many opportunities to “grab” something from the target, that I shouldn’t even have to go on!

Anyhow, there’s a breif list of suggestions for all of you looking for a way to get a witness and start your work on the desired topic. Special thanks to Willu02 for bringing up this topic to me in a forum today, so that I would think to discuss it with all of you. 🙂

Blessings!

~Cat

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