Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

So you fancy yourself an occult mastermind, do you? If you really want to get into magic/k, and you want to be open and vocal about it, you will run into the folks who seem to believe that cursing the f— out of everyone (despite being unprovoked to do so,) in the magic/k game is perhaps the best fun that they have ever had… Well, thankfully, most of these morons are incapable of casting anything, much less a curse, as true curses take a hell of a lot more doing and practice than most folks give credit for. However, there is always the threat of Maloccia or the “Evil Eye,” to condend with, and the off-chance that one of these bliddy idiots will actually succeed in cursing you, so protection is likely your best prevention.

The following jar spell is very common, and despite it being as old as the hills and having several different versions, I give credit to Raymond Buckland for the vast majority of content in version I usually use.

You will need:

A mayonaise jar or jar of a similiar size,

Broken glass/mirror, rusty nails, pins, needles, and other sharp stuff – about enough to fill half of the afore mentioned jar,

Masking or duct tape,

A shovel or trowel,

The urge to urinate. 😉

Fill your jar about halfway or a little more with the sharp items. Now urinate in the jar to fill it – women may wish to get some menstrual blood in the jar as well, as this will help protect against love/sex hexes. Take the lid to the jar, and seal it tight, then wrapping the lid with the tape to ensure that the lid will not come off. Now take the jar to a secluded area near your house but not on your property. If you live in the city, take the jar to the secluded place closest to your home, but not over running water if at all possible. You do not want to bury the charm in a place where running water crosses between the charm and your property. You must bury this item in a hole at least 12 inches deep, and tightly pack the dirt atop it. Be sure that NO ONE sees you bury this item. Walk away from the area without looking back. You now have an added measure of protection against hexes and curses. Buckland advises on doing this charm once a year, however, if you can be reasonably sure that the charm has not been disturbed, I do not agree that it needs to be done as often.

If you are worried about your neighbors watching you bury a jar of pee, don’t worry, they already think you’re nuts… >:)

Blessings!

~Cat