Good Morning Occulties!
Well, I am obviously in a ripe mood today, aren’t I? >:) So lets all have some fun and learn an angry spell shall we?
Before I proceed, I would just like to remind you that I am not responsible for any injuries you or your target may incur should you attempt this spell. I’ts very nasty, but if you are looking to harm or be spiteful and use this spell, that is your choice and your doing – not mine. Generally, I don’t recommend cursing, but go ahead and try this if you are so inclined.
Spite-ing an Enemy, Jar Style
You will need:
A jar like a mayonaise jar,
A photo, personal object like hair or fingernails, or a signature/writing sample belonging to your target; a photo works best,
About a half a jar’s worth of rusty nails, broken glass, and other sharp nasties,
A packet of yeast, such as what you would use to bake bread,
A small shovel or trowel,
Sulfur (optional,)
Some strong tape like masking or duct tape (optional,)
The urge to urinate.
Fill your jar about 1/4 full of the sharp nasties, and then place your target’s photo or your other witness sample in the jar, and pour most of the yeast packet atop the witness. Now put the rest of your sharp nasties into the jar, so that it is half full with sharp stuff, and your witness is sandwiched in the middle of the sharp stuff. Now, if you wish to use sulfur, pour about 1/2 a tablespoon (no exact measurements needed,) into the jar. Take your jar into the bathroom and urinate into it to fill it. DO NOT get menstrual blood, vaginal secretions, pubic hair, or semen into the jar if you can avoid it! You just want the pee. If you are really worried, urinate into a seperate container, and pour the urine into the jar that way. I would recommend keeping your target in your mind’s eye throughout this process, preferably envisioning them in misery, but whatever you can keep in your head is fine…so long as you DO NOT think of yourself! I can’t emphasize that enough!
Alrighty, now pour the rest of the yeast packet into the jar and seal the lid on the jar tight. You may want to use tape to hold the lid. I would use the tape, as you will be carrying around a jar of pee and yeast with you, maybe even sulfur, and that can get pretty smelly…especially if it spills. Now, holding your nasty jar in both hands, envision your enemy, and try to send black and vile energy into the jar. I like to see it like black worms flowing out of my hand into whatever I am putting my dark energy into. Now say, “XX, you who have done me wrong, may you suffer 1000 times more than I suffered the misery you gave to me. XX, may you burn and may mold grow upon you; XX, you cannot sit or sleep comfortably, you shall never find comfort or rest, and none shall show pity upon you. This spell shall not reverse or place upon me any curse, as is my will, so mote it be!”
Now you have to be sneaky… How you accomplish this is up to you. The recommended thing here is to bury this on I would say the east side of your target’s house right next to their bathroom window. Some folks just like to bury it under the target’s bathroom window…definitely, you want as close to their bathroom as possible. If your target lives in the city… Well, it gets complex. This badboy was created in the old days, and you were supposed to hide this nasty jar inside the outhouse of your target, so I guess I recommend finding a way to get it in your target’s walls…heck, I’ll have to think that over. It does have to be as close to the bathroom as possible, and preferably (if you can) buried in the earth. Once you bury it, you must walk away without looking back. No one can see you do this.
In about a week or two, your target will start having the worst bladder and yeast infections, and these will attack them repeatedly until the yeast dies or the jar is destroyed.
Well that’s it, my occultey fiends… Please use that spell with caution!
As always, everything contained in this blog is my opinion, which I have a right to, just as I respect that you have a right to your opinion – so please respect my right to my opinion, too!
Blessings!
~Cat
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