Vindictive about that Break-up?

Good Morning Occulties!

From the requests I have been getting lately, some of you are really on a love kick. 😉 Aha! Or is it the other way around? Someone has stolen your lover and now you want to kick that person!? 😉 Well, all is fair in love and war, right? Before you get your feathers all ruffled, let me just remind you that generally if cheating is going on it is because there is something missing in your relationship, and this is the best way for your or your lover’s subconscious to come out and tell you so. There are also just nasty cheaters out there, and having dated a few myself, I say broom those badboys (or girls) as fast as possible, and find someone who can keep their bliddy knickers on! (well, when not in your presence, as, when they are in your presence, all the better if they keep those knickers off…)

Anyhow, I’m digressing… So, here you are, with your heart all mangled and mushed up by your evil ex or would-be ex (if you haven’t announced that you know they are cheating,) and you’re wondering if you should drag the dirty good-for-nothing back to you, or if you should curse thier “fun parts” (which is possible,) or if you should just let it go, or maybe put some sort of crazy curse that causes that cheating bastard (or bitch) and his/her brand new conquest to break out in leperous sores. What should you do? Oh, my goodness, all the “evil” fun things you can do… Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Since this is “Confessions of an Occult Mastermind,” let us delve into my darker side in two fun scenarios, and I will give you some possible workings for you.

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Scenario #1: My cheating ex/lover has cheated on me several times with several people, and obviously needs to be sterilized or euthanized… 😛

Ewww… I have dated that one before. The best part was when he accused me of cheating on him, and had, several times, propositioned my girlfriends for a roll in the hay in my apartment where he was living for free. I only ever cheated on one person (and quite famously,) in my dating history, and it wasn’t this tool.

Anyhow, these people are pretty worthless. They will begin cheating on you at about week 2 of the relationship, and expect you to just turn your head whenever they do so. If you question them, you get some sort of nonsense about how they never ever would cheat… even though they have hickies and other fun proof of cheating. Well, resist the temptation to hit this person… I actually beat the be-jesus out of mine one night, and it just made him worse. I can’t say that violence never solved anything, as that’s a bold lie, but it never solved cheating…it always makes it worse.

My solution to this problem was simple… I kicked the Mo-Fo out of my apartment… Well, simple, nothing… He moved into the apartment upstairs from mine, and actually kicked the door to my apartment for an hour at 3 in the a.m., and even tried to break in several times, crazy alkie that he was. So, as you can see, I tried being nice…then it was time to be not so nice.

I could put up with the psycho behavior (tho he did bite me one night, and I thought I’d need a rabies shot,) but I needed to get something that would stop him from running his mouth about me. He was telling everyone I was a cheater, Which was REDICULOUS. I took a smooth stone, wrote his full name and birthdate on it, took some nasty hair he had left in my shower and secured it to the stone with some tree sap, and then wrapped the thing in some hemlock branches (little ones,) and tied it all up in a black sack. I “woke up” the sack in mojo bag fashion by spitting on it, and saying “XX, every lie or ill word you speak against me will cause you to choke, XX you choke on your own gossip and lies. XX, everyone sees you for who you really are, and every lie or word you speak against me comes back upon you 3 fold.” I then passed the bag through the elements (incense for air, salt for earth, water, and a flame of a black candle for fire,) and, I allowed the bag to sit between the elemental representatives while the black candle and incense burned out. I then took the bag and buried it in reputed AmerInd burial grounds, at least where it was known that several of them were slaughtered…tho burial might have been moot, as the whole tribe had actually been massacred by some crazy f—. This worked quite nicely, actually… In a month’s time, the meathead had lost his job and was living with his mother. He could no longer run a tab in any bar in town, and one of the bars in town wouldn’t even let him in the door. Several people no longer considered him a friend. He stopped by my apartment late one night, several months later, and he apologized to me several times. Things started to look up for him after that.

If you wanted to do this type of spell, you could do exactly what I did, or make it even better by using some appropriate oils and powders, or changing the chant. The hemlock is the key ingredient… Hemlock is a poision which kills by choking someone to death. I have used hemlock branches and hemlock oil as a great gossip-stopper… The person “chokes” on their words. However, please do not use it to physically murder someone else. It is a poison, and you will go to jail for 1st degree murder if you feed it to another or hide it in their food. It should not be taken internally, ever. Also, use caution with skin contact if you are using the oil.

As an added bonus on that one, I charged the black candle that I had used as an elemental representative to make it almost impossible for him to find a piece of tail… I just charged it with energy, nothing specific… It wasn’t super powerful, but he was definitely having a harder time knocking boots with anyone.

Scenario#2: My ex left me for someone else…

Wow, that definitely is NOT fun to be on the losing (or even, sometimes “winning,”) side of that equation! I’m really against using break-up spells, but there are a filthy amount of them available to you on the internet, so if you want to pull that s—, go right ahead and go to Google, and figure out how.

But if you are in the mood to get the good-for-nothing back (or to come back,) there are several means of doing so… >:) Here are a few fun projects, depending on your mind-set…

If you just want revenge… Secure a black figural candle of the same sex as your ex. If you are really jolly about hurting everyone, secure one of the same sex as the jacka– that stole your man/girl. Carve the target’s initials on the candle, and hollow out a small part of the base of the candle with a nail or similiar, placing your witness sample (should you have one – semen, vaginal fluds, sweaty used underwear clippings, and pubic hair work GREAT,) into the hollow, and then packing back the hollowed out wax from the base back in to hold in the witness. Be certain NOT to get your own goodies in there. Say to the candle, “This candle is XX. Whatsoever I do to this candle, I do to XX.” Now, take 9 straight pins (per figural,) and heat each one and stick it into the candle wherever you please. Pour red pepper, black pepper, sulfur (if you have it,) and salt and dead bugs all over it. Now you can do 2 things. You can burn this badboy (and don’t inhale the fumes if you do, because it will act like mace,) for nine days, on the ninth day letting it burn out, and every day it burns telling the candle exactly what you want to happen to your target; or you can wrap the bugger in thorny bramble, and sew it into a black sack, and then for 9 days whack it 9 times with a stick, yelling at it what you would want to happen to your target, and on the 9th day, taking it to a remote area, and burying the sack, then walking away without looking back. There will be some very BAD hurt if you do either, or, so be sure you really want to cause damage to this person.

If you just want mild revenge… Secure a purple candle and inscribe your ex’s initials on it all over to cover it. Write their name 9 times on a piece of paper, turn the paper a quarter turn and write whatever you want them to do (ie: “Finds the touch of (new lovers name) revolting,” or “Can’t sleep a wink without (your name) beside him/her,” or whatsoever you please,) nine times across your target’s name. Fold a witness sample of your target into the paper. Place the paper under the candle holder. Anoint the candle with a controlling oil, and anise oil, and Crown of Success oil. Burn it for 9 days, each day telling the candle what your target must do (such as what is written on the paper,) on the 9th letting it burn out.

Other fun things you can do that I won’t go into for the sake of brevity… Make their new lover go crazy and stalk them, cast a crazy love spell on your ex and then refuse to take them back, make your ex’s friends hate them or their new lover… you get the drift! 😀

If you want them back…. Try the Evil Little Reconciliation Spell, that I posted about a month ago. Stick to the reconciliation bend of things and it should work…avoid using the less-coercive love spells, as in that venue, you will usually get only a friendship, or a bed-buddy-ship and not the reunited relationship you desire. If you get your ex back, be sure to show them off to the turd that stole them from you… And while your at it, don’t forget to bind your lover to you, because “Once a cheater, always a cheater…” But you’re the one who wanted them back, so…. enjoy the cheating sack of a– you so dearly love, I guess…

Please also remember that dark works can be incredibly dangerous if you don’t know how to do them, and if you decide to do them, be sure what you are doing is something you would be willing to do in the mundane if you decide to undertake the doing in the magic/kal. It will work, and people will get hurt or affected in some way. Be sure you aren’t just doing something you will regret later.

Anyhow, kiddies, that’s it for today. I take no responsibility for the great amount of harm you might cause to yourself or others playing with this stuff… As always, this is all just my opinion… I respect you have the right to your opinion, so please respect that I have the right to mine.

Blessings!

~Cat

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