Curse for the Cheapo’s in the Back of the Rant Room

Hello, my dearies…

Have you missed your old friend, Cat? Have you? Well, not all is perfect, but there is enough “good enough” going on… 🙂

Which means, my beloved occulties, that today we are going to learn a new super fun spell. Do you want to? Good, I knew you wanted to. 😀

There have been a few complaints from the back of the rant room regarding how many effing ingredients I ask all of you to find (which, my occulties, is for your own good,) but, since I feel like being helpful for those of you who refuse to use the internet to serve your ritual-supply needs… Here goes nothin. 🙂

The SUPER DUPER bare-bones curse.

Find something of your enemy’s. I don’t care what it is, but make it small. Now, go to your local graveyard, and walk up to the grave of someone who you happen to know was a bad-egg in life. Sometimes the older stones will say this, but generally, if you can’t tell, make your best guess. Ask the person threin interred to please allow you some dirt from their grave. Grab some dirt, and pay them 3 cents, and thank them. Now, get yourself a jar. No, it doesn’t matter what was in the jar, just wash it out. No, the size is not important, but it should have a lid. If you are too cheap to have a pen and paper, you can just chuck that enemy’s belonging, and that dirt in the jar. However, if you are rich enough to so much as have a piece of paperbag and a pen, get to writing your enemy’s name 9 times. Now turn the paper a quarter turn, and write “forever cursed,” over their name 9 times. throw that in the jar, along with your dirt and your enemy’s possession. Now, find some sharp things – broken glass, tacks, nails, etc. Fill the jar about half-full of these things. No, it doesn’t have to be exact. Now you have 2 choices. Throw a load of salt in there to fill it (less fun), chant something like “XX, I impose my will on thee, from this moment on forever cursed you be,” nine times, and then bury it in a graveyard, pet cemetary or at a crossroads without looking back…OR (more fun) put a little salt in there, some red pepper (whee) and then either pee in there or just fill it with some nasty, icky water. Seal that badboy up good because you will be toying with it for awhile (if you are rich enough for tape, you can even tape the lid’s edges so it won’t leak!) Say, “XX, I impose my will on thee, from this moment on forever cursed you be,” nine times while you shake it up. From now on, every time you shake it, you will be increasing your enemy’s misery. Burn a black candle anointed in a cursing oil if you really want to add some zap. When you tire of the jar, bury it in a graveyard, pet cemetary, or crossroads without looking back. It will still wreak havoc on the person you hate so. >:)

Enjoy…you cheap bastards. 😉

Blessings! (Cursings?)

~Cat

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