Love Spell for the Cheapo’s in the back of the Rant Room

Hello my dearies…

Aha, so you thought I would only give cursing spells to those of you who have been complaining about the effing amount of ingredients I ask you to find? No, no, my occultish friends… Today we wil explore the art of being cheap and in love (quite possibly something a few of my ex-boyfriends have mastered in.) So…for those of you in the back of the rant room who obviously don’t have a pot to pee in, or perhaps are just too unmotivated to click a link on the sidebar and PURCHASE ritual supplies, without further ado… I offer the cheapskate’s love spell.

Since you are such a super cheapo, let’s assume you can’t find yourself a man/woman because they are sick of you being lazy and picking up the bill for you. Well, now we are gonna help you get someone who will put up with that.

Get a pink taper candle, and carve “love me, adore me, desire me,” up one side. Anoint this with rose, jasmine, sweet pea, or vanilla oil. You decide. I don’t care if you use them all. 😉 Roll that taper in some cinnamon (yes, the same cinnamon in the supermarket – a whole total of 99cents!) Is it nicely covered? Good. Stick it in a candle holder, and put the candle holder in a dish or metal container – not a paper or plastic dish…(preferably a metal container.)

Now, using a piece of brown paper bag, (assuming you are probably saving these as use for trash bags, anyhow,) write your name seven times on a piece of the bag, turn 1/4 turn and write “loved, adored, desired,” seven times over your name. Anoint the corners of the paper with the same oil you used on the candle. Rip a hair off of your melon. If you have no hair on your head, get creative, and rip a hair out from somewhere else. If you are hairless everywhere, just spit in the middle… Now stick that hair in the middle of the paper, and fold it towards you, ensuring you keep the hair (spit) in the paper. Turn 1/4 turn, fold towards you again. Put this underneath the candle holder.

Light the pink candle, and say, “All those I know and all those I meet, love, adore and desire me,” seven times. Let the candle burn out. When it has, take the paper packet and inter it underneath your front doorstep. No doorstep? Well, plant it in a house plant, then.

And there you are…few effing ingredients, and hardly a dent in your wallet. 🙂

Ah, my cheap friends, I hope this is helpful.

Blessings!

~Cat

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