Q&A: The Stupid Question

Ah Occulties…

Perhaps it is just some sort of planetary cycle we are in, but I have recieved this question 3 times this week alone, and various times over the past month…so without further ado…the question and its answer:

Q: Will you do (name some type of spell here,) for me for free?

A: No. It costs me money to buy materials. It costs me my time to do the spell. It costs me loads of energy to do the spell. In fact, I would recommend you do your own spells, and – for free – I will tell you HOW and tell you where to purchase your supplies (from the same places I do,) so that you can do so. Please remember that I make anywhere from $40-$100+ an hour at my respective jobs (tho in total I do work part-time,) and that I also have a SOCIAL LIFE, so your problems, though I assume very troubling to you, are not my greatest concern if you are a freebie-stalking mooch. I’m sorry, but that is how it goes. I AM willing to tell you how to help yourself for free, and I do publish loads of spells here that you can use FOR FREE, and I am even available to help clarify any of my directions to you FOR FREE… So, I think that is a lot of free-stuff already being offered.

So to all of my would-be freebie mooches… Please read the blog, and figure out what you have to do for yourself. There are spells for the cheap people here, so please feel free to use them. I appreciate that you read my blog and really enjoy it. In fact, that is wonderful flattery and I am so happy to have regular readers… I appreciate being poor (I constantly am pretty poor myself,) and I appreciate that you all love me and my blog and know that I am the “High Mistress Occultey,” but I do not appreciate being treated like a charity for everyone who needs a spell cast. If you want to do it yourself, read the instructions…otherwise don’t look to me to purchase $100 in supplies to fix your life and to seek nothing in return.

~Cat