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Month: May 2005

  • As we all know, I am obsessed with giant animals or something, (I told the fella this past Xmas that I wanted him to give me an mid-calf-length genuine silver-fox coat, and an elephant to ride around on, and I stressed the elephant over the coat,) so I figured I would share this story with…

  • Hello Occulties, Well, here it comes again. 😉 The original Questions You’ve Asked Me post was such a hit, I have decided to do another one… Some of these questions are funny, some are serious, some are just questions I hear all of the time (funny or actually thought provoking,) so, without further ado… Questions…

  • Just wanted to say happy 30th birthday, to my big sister, Meghan!

  • Hello Occulties, I’ve recovered some from my earlier outburst regarding the Boogeyman of Karma, and am now prepared to give you the spell that I promised. Today, I would like to step away from the love and reconciliation aspect of things, as, although I know it is the most popular request, I feel we need…

  • Hello Occulties…. Lately I have been a bit annoyed my the ubiquitous (or even omnipresent,) Karma police…some of whom are even friends of mine… 😛 Alrighty then… Let us on with my opinion here, shall we? I don’t believe in “Karma” for several reasons, and before you gaggle up some sort of example of it,…

  • Hello my occulties…. Today just a brief spell for all of you… Hooray! 🙂 I know several of you have been itchy and waiting for me to jot a new one down for you, but as of late I have been innundated with business, so I have had hardly a spare moment to type… This…

  • Hi everyone, For your conveniences, I have started 2 new catagiories so you can navigate the blog more easily. These are: Love/Reconciliation Spells, and Cursing/Controlling Spells. In the next week or so, I am also going to try to seperate the remaining spells into Blessing/Uncrossing Spells, and Money/Prosperity Spells. This way, if you are looking…

  • Hello my dearies, Thank you so much for several of you pointing out a certain individual’s blog to me containing materials from this blog, and negative dialect concerning my blog. Also, thank you to the indivduals who have emailed me regarding that same individual’s negative postings regarding me in a few Yahoo groups. I realize…

  • Hello Occulties! Today I am going to teach you all a neat trick to get rid of that winter weight – SELL YOUR FAT!!! 🙂 What do I mean by this? Exactly what I said… What you do is you get a friend to purchase your weight (up to 10 lbs,) and then have them…