Selling Fat?

Hello Occulties!

Today I am going to teach you all a neat trick to get rid of that winter weight – SELL YOUR FAT!!! 🙂

What do I mean by this? Exactly what I said… What you do is you get a friend to purchase your weight (up to 10 lbs,) and then have them either shake hands on it, or write down an agreement which they sign. Be sure they actually pay you. In a few weeks you will lose the weight (unless you add another 10 by eating more,) and they will gain the weight. 🙂 It’s weird but it works…. The universe will distribute your fat upon their body and off of yours.

Give it a try… Which reminds me…anyone want to purchase my winter weight? 10 lbs for 10 bucks! Seriously, contact me, and I will sell my fat to you…. if you really want it… >:) Then you can tell everyone you have a piece of my ass…and you won’t be lying! Mwhahahahahahahahahaha! Ahem…

~Cat

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