Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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Month: June 2005

  • So I just googled NinjaCat (which should have brought up nothing but me,) an lo and behold I have some female stalker out there referring to herself as NinjaCat and pretending to be a graphic designer. Mymymy… I could just gag. I hate posuers, especially those that rip me off. 😡 Imitation may be a…

  • Hi Occulties, Here is a quickie charm for you, reminiscent of the famous Four-Thieves Vinegar spell. 🙂 This charm is meant to help remove a trouble-maker from your life. You will need: A bar of soap, A nail, Running water, such as a river. Using your nail, carve in the full name of your target…

  • Hi Occulties, Although I do offer professional spellcasting services, I have been trying out other pro-spellcasters so that I can recommend the best people to you if you should be seeking this type of help… Since I obviously don’t need help in so many areas of my life, and am pretty capable in casting my…

  • Hi Occulties! Forgive me for yesterday’s outburst. I’m still pissed off because I am losing some money on my psychic readings (since lots of banging, beeping, and roaring going on around me is not conducive to me doing that type of work during my business hours,) but I am feeling slightly better now. Here’s a…

  • Okay, I’ve flippin had it with these goddamn contractors! I happen to rent from my parents (big mistake, btw, never do it,) and they have some of the ugliest and most asinine contractors in the state of NH working on my house! To make matters worse, these jackasses start at quarter to seven in the…