Soon-to-be Altracations of an Occult Mastermind

Okay, I’ve flippin had it with these goddamn contractors! I happen to rent from my parents (big mistake, btw, never do it,) and they have some of the ugliest and most asinine contractors in the state of NH working on my house! To make matters worse, these jackasses start at quarter to seven in the am, and just keep reappearing ALL F***ING DAY LONG! Yep, they wake me up, and then just come and go as they please all F***ING day… I mean it… I was trying to meditate, and one of these incredible assholes just walks into my house without even knocking… To make matters worse, these losers are constantly staring at me… You know, it isn’t like I am walking around in the nude in here, tho I probably would be more naked if these retards weren’t wandering around on my property getting nothing accomplished save for making a lot of loud noise, screwing up my front yard, and staring at the occult hottie while she is trying to work or get the most minimal things accomplished… I have definitely tossed around the idea of cursing the whole flipping lot of them because to be perfectly frank, I AM WILLING TO GO OUT THERE AND STRANGLE ALL OF THEM. They are so repulsive! How my father could not hire a crew of people in which one of the men was at least mildly attractive is beyond me, and even then, why he is incapable of hiring someone competent is also beyond me. I think I am personally friends with at least half of all of the contractors in the area, and most of them are at least capable (and slightly attractive.)

If any of you have heavy assault weapons, please send them immediately… 😡 I will post more spells and occultey fun whenever these retards build the ugly-ass extension that will putrify the once-beautiful house I have…hmm…at the rate they are going, I suspect they will be done sometime in 2012.

~C