Revenge is Sweet!

Hello Everyone,

Alrighty then, as there were some requests for some dark and nasty spells in here I said to myself, “Sure, why not?” Certainly, there are a few folks out there that I’d like to astrally bitch-slap, so I can totally relate. Let us get down to some dark business… As always, remember to choose your victims …er, I mean, your targets… wisely, and not to throw this badness around over something trivial. Remember kids, I take no responsibility for who you may or may not harm or not harm with this information.

Well since that obligatory speech is out of the way, let us move on.

This is called suitably enough, the “Nuts to You,” spell, thusly named because it was created in the event that you’ve had enough of someone and might actually be happy if they spontaneously combusted. Call it what you will…I remember them easier with amusing names. 🙂 This spell is designed to basically pay your enemy back in spades…so remember, please make sure the offense was bad enough…because the spell is not a nice one… And it WILL cause a lot of damage.

Also, remember, if you are not an adept spellcaster, please do not attempt to cast this on someone who is an advanced spellcaster…they will know and you will get hurt very badly when they retaliate. I had a few cases of this in the past. Listen, kids…if you are not a professional boxer, would you pick a fight with the heavyweight champ? NO, I hope not. Casting nasty spells on someone who is far more advanced is pretty much the same idea. Hopefully this will prevent those of you who might try to irk the Santero down the street with this from seriously getting hurt. 😉

You will need:
a black figural candle to represent your enemy (naked male for a man, naked female for a woman,)
Black Arts Oil,
Damnation Oil,
Confusion Oil
Goofer Dust
A medium to large scrap of black cloth (not worn by you or another,)
A piece of scrap paper,
Black thread,
A black pen,
A fireproof container like a pie plate or cake tin
A lighter
Paper from a brown paper bag or parchment, torn on all edges,
A biological concern (hair, finger/toenail, blood, sexual fluids, etc,) from your enemy or a photo of them (optional.)

This spell is best done on a Saturday.

First, admit to yourself what level of spellcaster you are. If it is intermediate or beginner, you will need to prep this for a few days. Start by taking the figural candle in your hands. Focus your hate on it. Think of every rotten thing that horrid monster has wrought upon you. Yell at the candle if you must, calling it by your enemies name. See it as that person. Envision your negative energy come out of you like little black worms and get sucked into the candle. If you are really a beginner, you may wish to do this five days in a row before we can assume the candle is appropriately charged. If you are intermediate 1-3 days will do the trick.

Now that the candle is charged, carve a little hole in the base and insert the biological concern if you have one, and if not, skip that and begin by anointing it using equal parts of the 3 oils, with 9 pulls DOWN from wick to base. Pour a little goofer dust onto your scrap paper, and roll the anointed figural in the powder. Set aside.

Write your target’s name out 9 times on your piece of bag or parchment like this:

John Doe
John Doe
John Doe x6 more times,

And then turn the paper a quarter turn so that the names are running in an up-and-down fashion, and write your desired end to your foe across the names. For example purposes, I will make something up, so something like this:

Suffer
Suffer
Suffer,x6 more times,

however you probably want to be more direct. I suffer when I am woken up at 5a by the dog next door…so like, hmm, there you go “Never sleep,” or “Constant headaches,” or something along those lines… Be creative.

Now fold the paper in half away from you, and then fold it in half AWAY from you again. Please remember AWAY from you, or else you will get the badness on you. Place this beneath your figural candle, and place both in the fireproof tin.

At this point I would wash your hands and well. You have a lot of curse stuff on there. Be thorough. Done? Good.

NOW… take your lighter and light the figural candle. Place both hands on either side of the candle and say, “(First name ,last name,) you have wronged me. You have caused me misery and pain, for which I pay you back now. For (name whatever this person did here, or multiple things,) I do hereby repay you with just revenge. I conjure you to suffer, I command you to live in misery and torment until you have paid for all and every wrong you have brought against me. May your life be filled with woe as you have filled mine with woe. May those who have loved you despise you. May the misery of that which you have wrought be brought upon you.” Now with draw your hands from the sides of the candle, and say, “This spell shall not reverse or place upon me any curse. As is my will, so be it!” Allow the candle to burn all of the way out.

When the candle HAS burnt out, take all of the spell remains and stitch them into your black cloth with black thread. Throw this into a graveyard or crossroads over your left shoulder without looking back.

Now, cleanse yourself using a bath of hyssop if you are worried about the negative energies attatching to you. To do this light 2 white candles. Stand between them with about a bowl full of hyssop tea (make a strong infusion of hyssop in warm water, and pour this over your head while reciting the 51st psalm.

Alrighty kids, remember, what you do with this spell is YOUR responsibility. Mwahahahah.

~Cat