There is no Karma and Free Will is a Cruel Joke, IMHO

Hello My Occulties,

Well, its that time again. The time on Cat’s Rants where I tell all of you…to STOP writing me about karma, “free will,” “Satan,” or the Law of Three, unless you want me to tell you why I am 99% sure all of these things are fallacies (with the exception of “free will,” which is more or less a cruel joke, not a fallacy,) created to keep you afraid and being a good doobie, and why I don’t believe in them…with proof (IMHO) they aren’t real.

I’ve gotten into it before. I won’t again. But I will say this, if you are afraid of effecting another’s free will, then you have to be entirely submissive, have no opinion, never wash, never speak…you know, be like a tree, but very moveable, because if you don’t want to effct anyone’s free will, getting in their way simply affects their free will to go that way. If you were a Buddhist, you would reach enlightenment, otherwise, I think you’d be pretty bored and miserable. We all influence those around us even when we don’t try, and we effect free will. We coerce through commercials and the use of cologne, purfume, deorderant, so… Fear coersion and harming other’s free will as you will…I never told you to force anyone or bitch slap someone til they did what you wanted, but for the love of God/dess/Spirit (etc,) STOP emailing me either to cuss me out over how “evil” I am (that’s a holler, thanks, its so obvious you know me since I’m such a pushover…) for not being afraid to wear deoderant, make up, purfume, or cast a spell directly upon another, (ie interfering with “Free will,” which is what you’re doing to me trying to tell me what to do,) nor do I need a long and sad speech FULL of religio-centric bigotry about “karma” when you obviously don’t even know the meaning of the word. If my NEXT LIFE (when karma effects you or me, cuz it doesn’t in this one,) is all effed up, if it is, I’ll give you a shout to thank you for attempting to effect my free will to stop me from having a bad next life.

As for the Rule of Three…well, I’m not Wiccan, so it doesn’t apply. Sorry. Yes, I’ve checked. No, it doesn’t apply. Nifty thing, stop INVOKING it at the end of your spells, and it won’t apply to you either. 😉

Now shall we on with a spell? And no, not a death curse. Someone actually emailed me a question outright asking me to kill someone for them over someone “stealing” their ex of 3 weeks? Woah, back the truck up, you think I am a hitwoman? Uh no.

Oh, and before I go, since we are on Cat’s Do’s and Don’ts list here…. I will not break up a marriage for you. Never. You shouldn’t date married people. It doesn’t work. This has been this way since long before I was incarnated into this form. Find someone unattatched and persue them.

Okay…spell time.

~Cat