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Month: July 2006

  • Ah my occulties, I feel it is time for me to share a spell. 😀 This one is dedicated to my neighbor, who is a hellbeast with hellspawn children, and I am gonna have them out of their house in a few weeks…that’s right, its a MOVE YA A** AS FAR AWAY FROM MY HOME…

  • For the person who was googling how to reverse a Mercury Retrograde (I saw you in my referrers and stats and what you were seeking)…um, well okay, that is about as possible as you commanding all of the tides of the oceans with a spell which is not (to my knowledge,) something that is likely…

  • Good morning occuties, This morning’s rant must be a relatively brief one, but I know you are all on pins and needles waiting for it. 😉 So let’s git ‘er done! This one uses a Psalm, so for those of you completely aversional to anything Biblical, I sincerely apologize. You don’t need to be a…

  • Hello My Occulties… Did you miss me? Did I not update my CC for a whole year on Typepad? Did I? Am I bad? Heh heh heh, I sure am. >:) Well, not to fret, my loves, I am back…and I was never really dead, although I did fall into a few Stolichnaya bottles along…