Okay, I am such a jerk, but I’ve discovered the best way to let off negative energy. Enter a Yahoo! message board about a news story where your opinion and personal experience are basically all you need to back up your argument. State your argument. Watch as everyone calls you “stupid” or freaks out. And just sit back and laugh. I said I hated math and I do quite well without it. OMG, they were accusing me of flipping burgers and getting ugly with me for saying just that! I was laughing so hard I was crying!
So, look occulties, no spell needed – just aggravate the dorks who sit around Yahoo message boards looking to pick a fight, and let them Google you and everthing you say because they have nothing better to do.
Mind you, math, past basic algebra (meaning up to about trig,) has never ever ever applied to my life. I am leery to say trig did, but it may have helped with a sculpture once. I stand by that. But aggravating Yahoo message board weirdos by telling THEM that, and watching them sob and cry that I MUST BE WRONG…o, and making fun of my alma mater which is easy to do….that was better than years of therapy. How horrid that someone who went to a party college could have a 147 IQ (confirmed recently again,) not use math past arithmatic most of the time, and still actually do well in life. Oh…wait, look who our president is? I guess my success should not come as a shock, considering I can read and write which is more than Bush can do. 😉
So, definitely, go into the Yahoo message boards and give these people some serious hypertension! Its so much fun. I can’t believe they are so upset that I don’t like trig! Wow, next time I need some stress relief, I am going into a fashion board and making fun of skinny-leg jeans, leggings, and the apparently legally-blind women who wear them. Mwahahahahaha!
Ever mischievious,
~Cat
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