Money Jackball

Hey Occulties,

Keep those awesome questions coming for eligibility in my giveaway!!

Anyhow, new business, lol…

From what I’ve gathered, everyone needs a money spell. I deduced this because I have had a week (last week,) where everyone (clients, friends, family, loved ones,) basically tried to grab my ankles, turn me upside down, and see if money or free things came out. Much to their dismay (and though I am being figurative – no one has literally shook me upside down,) only a few balls of lint came out of my pockets… In fact (*peers into wallet*) I have 3 ATM receipts and what looks to be a dead leaf or something in there. Hmm.

Since if you are asking your friend Cat for cash, you really really need some (I normally have about 3 ATM receipts and a ball of lint in my wallet because I don’t often carry cash,) I will impart the money spell. 😉

You will need:
Lemongrass,
Wintergreen,
Cinnamon,
Green thread,
Wintergreen gum (a few pieces,)
A medium lodestone,
Magnetic sand,
A piece of paper money (you choose the denomination,)
Money-drawing oil,
A witness sample – aka a small picture or personal item (hair, fingernail, blood,) belonging to the person who the spell is to be cast on,
A scrap of brown paper bag,
A green pen,
A black pen,
A small green sack.

Using a mortar and pestle (or failing that, a small bowl with a spoon,) grind up equal parts (about 1-2 tsp,) your wintergreen, lemongrass, and cinnimon to the finest powder possible. Set aside. Using your black pen, write your name paper out writing your name (or that of the person the spell is being cast on,) nine times, like this:
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe (x6 more times,) on your piece of paper bag. Turn the paper one quarter turn so that the names are running up and down and write across this with your green pen (also 9x in the same fashion as above,) “Money come to me.” Spit into the center of the scrap paper, add a pinch of your herbal mixture and your witness sample into the center of the paper, and fold the paper in half towards you. Fold it in half again, also towards you. Place this on your altar or a table where it will not be disturbed and place your piece of paper money over it, and then the lodestone atop the paper money. Sprinkle more of your herbal mix over the lodestone, and then cover it in magnetic dust until it appears “hairy.”

For the next seven days, pray sincerely for money. If you do not have any religious faith, simply sincerely ask for money as if you are requesting it from the lodestone. I am not going to tell you who to worship or how, but if you would like a sample prayer (your own ad libbed one is better, but I might as well put one in now or forever be asked for one, lol,) here is one you could use…as non-denominational as I can be, here, too. 😉

I pray that money be drawn to me as if by a magnetic force. Wherever I go, I have money in my pockets. I have all I ever need or ever want for I am a money magnet…so mote it be.

As I said before, your own genuine ad libbed prayer is better, but…you can use mine if you entirely lack creativity. 😉

After each daily prayer, feed your lodestone a little more magnetic dust.

After 7 days, pop a few sticks of wintergreen gum into your mouth, and while chewing, place your name paper between the paper money and lodestone, and wrap them together using your bill. Attempt to make a rough “ball shape,” and then, using your chewed gum, slowly wrap the gum around the money, so as to hold the whole kit and caboodle together. It may take 3 pieces or so, and definitely a whole pack of 5 will do the trick. 😉 Now, holding this sticky mess, place the beginning of your spool of green thread and attempt to wrap the entire ball in this green thread, wrapping CLOCKWISE. I usually use the whole spool of thread. When the end of the spool is reached, take the end and make a small loop in it so it has the appearance of a ball on a little string. As this may come detatched, please do your best to make sure the thread is both embedded in the gum as well as the loop is secure.

Now take this ball and swirl in clockwise four times while chanting, “Money come to me, money come to me,” about 4x (one for each swirl.) When you have done this, place the jack ball into the sack, and give it a pinch of magnetic dust for “food.”

Every time you wish to ask for more money, repeat the process of swirling the jackball about in a clockwise motion 4x, saying your chant, and then feeding it with the magnetic dust.

Feed your jackball at least 1 time a moon cycle (each 28 days,) or whenever you take it out to work for you. When you are not using the jackball, keep it hidden where it will not be disturbed.

One word here…I’ve noticed the gum can cause my lodestones not to “eat enough,” and that this jackball isn’t as strong as a root jack ball because it doesn’t get enough food (it can’t absorb it well through the gum.) I recommend disposing of this item every 6 months or so and creating a new one. 🙂

Alrighty…hopefully this will slow the money requests down, lol…but then again, most people who asked me for some don’t practice Hoodoo, so probably not. 😉

Best,

~Cat

***Note, this post was edited Sept 14, 2007 to replace one of the (apparently next-to-impossible-to-locate) ingredients with the herb lemongrass.***

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