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Hey Occulties,

Here is the obligatory notice regarding my giveaway – if you haven’t asked a question, you want to do so NOW…so learn more about it by clicking here! 😀

Moving on to some new business…

As many of you know, the vast majority of questions posed to me revolve around LOVE… Particularly love for an ex and how to get that love back. :S So, today, in honor of me NOT wanting to discuss getting someone back for the millionth time, we are gonna focus on making YOU loveable. 😀 See, then if you want that ex of yours back, you are a super-hot commodity…and THEN you go about spellcasting on that ex of yours, eh?

Ah, well, if you are dissappointed in my spell choice you can at least feign excitement.

And NO this is not a spell on how to get your ex back….seriously folks, with the amount of requests I get regarding that topic, I’m gonna have to do an article on HOW NOT TO MAKE YOUR LOVER YOUR EX IN THE FIRST PLACE, because that is really key – if you don’t get yourself dumped (and its 50/50 as to who really made their own problem in the “I want that person back,” department,) you won’t need a spell to get your ex back…but today we are NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT – no gimme back my ex stuff for you. Nope, no way. 😉

So, are we ready to get sexy? Yeah? Good. Let’s bring sexyback. 😉

You will need:

Juniper berries (dried, crushed,)
Lemongrass
Cinammon
Come to Me oil (genuine – DO NOT GET THE CRAPPY INDIO STUFF OR CHEAP STUFF – Optional substitutions are “Kiss me Quick,” “Fast Luck,” or “Attraction” oils)
Sexual Fluids from yourself (semen, vaginal secretions/menstrual blood – menses is best for the ladies to use,)
A pin
Scrap paper from a brown paper bag,
A red pen
A black pen
A red taper candle
A fireproof container suchas a pie plate or cake tin
A brass candle holder

Prep: Using a mortar and pestle (or lacking that a bowl and metal mixing spoon,) grind up your juniper berries, lemongrass leaves, and cinnamon to as fine a powder as possible. Set aside.

Take your red candle and hold this in both of your hands while envisioning yourself as your sexiest possible self. If you can send energy (if you know how,) try to “see” and “feel” red and pink energy flowing into the candle while keeping this image of yourself in your minds’ eye. If you can’t send energy, just keep the image of “your sexiest self” in your minds eye for a few moments while holding the candle. Now, using your pin, carve “(Your full name,) is irresistably sexy to all those around him/her,” UP (base to wick,) the candle along one side.

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Now the fun part…heh heh… Its time to get down and dirty with yourself. That’s right, your friend Cat wants you to masturbate. I know you like doing it (everyone does,) so get it on with yourself, and while doing so try to keep a mental image of you being the most sexiest human being and the absolute object of desire. As you reach climax, this is when it is MOST IMPORTANT to have that mental image. When you have completed this act (by reaching orgasm,) take your semen or vaginal fluids (depending on whether you were blessed with a penis or a vagina,) and using your “power hand” (the hand you write with,) place a few drops of Come to Me oil into the sexual fluids (if you need to put the sexual fluids into your power hand because you prefer self-love with the other hand, this is fine,) and now take the Come to Me/covered in love-gravy hand and anoint the candle with seven pulls UP (base to wick,) on the candle. Roll the candle into your herbal mixture so that the herbal mixture sticks to the candle. Its doesn’t need to be coated, but there should be some of the herbal stuff on your candle. Place the candle into the candle holder. If you need to, you may secure the candle to the holder using some wax drippings.

Go wash your hands.

Now that you have cleaned yourself up (and had a cigarette and held yourself, and whatever else you do,) get out your piece of paper bag, and make sure all the edges are torn (not cut.) Take your black pen and write out your name 9 times, like this:
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
Then turn the paper so that the names are running vertically (up and down,) and, using your RED pen, write across your name 9 times (in the same fashion as above,) “Irresistably sexy to all.” I normally spit into the center of the paper here and add a pinch of the herbal mixture, but if you are really into having your ejaculate on everything you can wipe the paper on part of the base of your candle to get the sex fluid goodies, herb mix and come to me oils onto the paper…the choice is yours. 😉 Now, fold the paper in half towards you, and fold it in half again towards you. Place this beneath your candle holder.

The spell: If you have not lit the candle, do so now. Hold both of your hands on either side of the candle and say, “I, (your full name,) am irresistably sexy to all who see me, irresistably sexy to all who hear me, irresistably sexy to all who touch me, irresistably sexy to all who taste me, and irresistably sexy to all who so much as smell me. My charm, my magnetism, and my desirability draw people to me like bees to honey – as is my will, so be it!”

Now allow the candle to burn all of the way out. After it does, take your name paper and either inter this near or beneath your front door step, or failing that, bury it in your back yard.

Enjoy the attention you sexy beast, you! 🙂

Best,

~Cat

4 responses

  1. Illyana Avatar
    Illyana

    Hi thanks for the spell. Would it be possible for you in the future to do more to increase personal magnetism. Maybe one to increase feminity for us tomboys that like boys 😉
    Also it would be great if in the future to open individual spells by hyperlink as I read your blog and sometimes I go back later to something I recall on your site and it takes me a while to scroll through all the posts.
    Thank you again for the blog

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  2. Cat Avatar

    I can’t, to my knowledge, actually make the hyperlinks to the pages open in new pages…and also if they did, that would actually tick me off if I were a reader. 😉 BUT, if you want to open a hyperlink in another page, you need to click your right-mouse-button and go down to “open in a new window,” or “open in a new tab.
    If you mean I need to PERMALINK the page, please go to the “permalink” button on the bottom of the page (you can even actually use “leave a comment” to get to the same page, or click the title of the article,) you now have THE article you are trying to get a link to, and if you want, you can even scroll the blog article by article by going to the top of the page you have when you have the singular-article page, and there is text with an arrow “back” and “forward” so you can scroll article by article.
    Re. attraction spells…. there are some, but they’re lacking simply because everytime I post one, people ask for spells to make a certain person fall in love with them or spells to get their ex back. Its just easier sometimes to give people what they are more interested in. 😉
    However, the request is duly noted, and expect to see something special up for you soon! (An attraction spell, of course!) 😀
    ~C

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  3. jess Avatar
    jess

    does the moon cycle affect this spell if i decide to go with the influence of the sun? and what would the result of substituting cardamom seed for juniper berry be?

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  4. Cat Avatar

    No, you can ingore the moon if using solar influence. That is nearly always true.
    I wouldn’t recommend switching juniper to cardamom.

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