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A Very Special Email

Hi Occulties,

I wasn’t going to publish this entry, but at the urging of several friends and readers and clients who’ve heard what this person wrote to me, I decided to do so.

Every once in awhile, I get a very special email. 😉

Recently I got one from a lovely lady named Tineka Howell, who said:

FUCK YOU! SINCE YOU DIDN’T WANT TO HELP ME WITH COURT CASE I JUST THINK YOU’RE A SELFISH LITTLE BITCH THAT I WHAT THINK. YOU AINT SHIT AND YOU PREDICT THAT SOME GUY COMING INTO MY LIFE I DON’T DATE BLACK MEN. SO FUCK OFF SISTER. DON’T BOTHER EMAILING ME BACK.

Well, Tineka, I never predicted any man was coming into your life – I in fact would predict no man is. A gentleman had contacted me recently, and I nicely asked if that was who was now helping you with the court work that I had declined to do for you. That he is or isn’t a Black gentleman is not anything he specified to me, nor did I say that he was of African descent to you (I in fact did not say anything about his looks, character, race, religion, creed, etc, simply asked if that was who is doing the court work for you out of politeness) but I do believe he IS a person of color…though, again, I can’t say as that he’s Black or not. I don’t see any reason that he would date you, as I think he’s married, but I’m sure he really does not appreciate your hatred of the African peoples either way, and wouldn’t consent. You sure seem upset about something I’d never said or implied.

As for being selfish, interestingly enough I declined on the merit that I felt you were emotionally unstable, which is obvious, so selfish isn’t right (I’d say I’m an adept judge of character,) but bitch may be correct in that sentence. I am little, too… That much is certain…like barely over five feet.

So, as your email was entitled to me, “FUCK U TRAMP” (interesting, I don’t get around and am not a tramp,) right back at you.

So when I said “Is it (full name of person)?” I meant the worker you hired.

Also, I am not your sister. Please do not catagorize me as such.

Again, I hope everything goes really really well for your court case and your love life. You truly are a special person – and one with a superb grasp of the English language, too!

And everyone thinks I don’t get this stuff? I told you…my anti-fans are those I decline. As she was never a client, I have no need to protect the identity of the crazy (and er, most people aren’t this crazy anyhow)…and I am sick of quietly dealing with the abuse of those people I do decline to work for, and never naming names, so here I am naming one. This one took the cake though. So…Tineka, you know what, I am a super bitch for actually publishing your name, and I am NOT sorry…not at all.

~Cat

10 responses

  1. Me Avatar
    Me

    Wow, here I think I am going to read something uplifting with that clever intro of yours! Yeah, crazy is pretty much right, and I hate bad grammar! I can’t believe someone would say that to you.

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  2. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    Well, I realize some people don’t take rejection well, but one must reasonably assume if you request me to consider your case, you have faith in my spellcrafting skills…so it doesn’t make much sense to insult me so greatly, now does it? 😉
    I wouldn’t even publish this stuff normally (names, body of emails, etc,) but really, I was actually so disgusted, and when I brought it to other people’s attention privately, they all suggested I publish her insulting email here online. I considered this and went on my intuition that I should.
    To be fair, several people who I decline for very politely thank me for my time, and I generally decline either because I feel I can’t be successful in their case (my intuition says so,) OR I don’t have the room to take on the work. In this case, I had a bad feeling about the PERSON. Glad I listened to my gut.

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  3. Dom P Avatar
    Dom P

    woah! what a wacko! You have my sincere sympathies over having to deal with junk like that.

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  4. Ladene Avatar
    Ladene

    Wow, had no idea you get harrassed like that for turning certain people down O_o Honestly, if someone you want to hire turns you down, there’s more than likely a good reason involved. No point in getting all huffy about it >_> Just do what you can on your own with your own spells and your own hard work if you’re that determined.

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  5. Sally Avatar
    Sally

    You definitively don’t need that kind of drama around you. That’s the kind of person will suck the life right out of you.

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  6. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    Well, hopefully by naming names, any practitioner reading my blog is also denying this person service. I am glad I listened to my gut – every time I don’t, I usually find myself regretting that choice VERY fast!
    As for this dramz…not all that unusual sadly. People seem to think I have some sort of tolerance for this, and, come to think of it, I see it enough, so by now I probably do. 😉

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  7. S Avatar
    S

    I’m a pretty quiet person online, but I read this post and thought I’d pipe up to say that ‘selfish’ is hardly the word to describe Cat. I’m a client and I’d just like to say that I’ve been seeing my boyfriend through a really rough time in his life, health-wise. Cat performed a healing spell free of charge to help him out, along with other spellwork I paid for. She didn’t have to do this – she volunteered to. In my mind, these are SO not the actions of a selfish person.
    Cat, I have a lot of respect for you, for having to put up with crap like this on a regular basis. Ugh… I can’t believe that people like that exist. Good thing you followed your gut and didn’t waste too much energy on her. Intuition is a wonderful thing.
    And seriously… if you believe in magic, why would you verbally curse a practitioner when you know that they could very well make your life a living hell? It baffles me how people can lack common sense.

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    lost

    Ah…….. I think she’s a nut case. I say stay the hell away from her. Maybe Cat you should just hotfoot her! ; ) Can’t believe you have to deal with this kind of S#@%!

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  9. Tracy Avatar
    Tracy

    Cat is not only unbelievable giving, but amazingly kind in a way that combines empathy and total sauciness. One of a kind without a doubt!!! And someone we admire and are thankful to know- even if only via cyberspace.
    Tanika, however, needs some meds, an English as a second language class (I’m guessing the dialect up above was actually derivative of what ever planet she is from)and a serious dose of manners. Class obviously is not an option but maybe, just MAYBE, she can still be taught manners.

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  10. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    You should have no hesitation revealing someone’s name when they act like this. There is no excuse for this idiotic behavior, and people who do such things should be exposed so they can be seen right out in public for what they truly are – in this case, an ill bred moron.

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