Happy Mommy’s Day, MOM!

To my moms,

I am inspired by you in that you are far more motherly than I will likely ever be, I love you for a zillion reasons, and I don’t think the whole world has time to hear them all, I adore you for putting up with me for 30 long years, I thank you for your brilliant teaching that people who have no ass are evil (that one is surprisingly true, readers,) I treasure you because you at least have tried to understand my weird affliction of love for the occult, but mostly I love you because you are my MOM, and I would have to lack a soul to not love you more than any woman in the whole world.

Thankies for being the best mom ever!

Loves,

The Bubba