We All Need Some Summer Lovin!

Hi Occulties,

While you all have my deepest apologies for the delay of this, I am pleased to say its been very quiet and lovely since I was forced to take extreme measures to deal with a psychopath. How hideous…but, of course, mentally inept persons such as herself usually are free of enough wit to actually succeed in their plans, so I won’t worry about her being a problem anymore. :S

So…anyhow, on to your problems. Many of you have come to me requesting some help with love. Since we often focus on things like reconciliation, today I’d like to cover a different side of love…. 🙂 Lets get you some looks your way. Screw your ex (oh, you already did?) for a night (well, not literally this time,) and go out and get some people flirting with you. 😀

Warning: I did not imply all of the people hitting on you would be hot or even debatably screwable. However, I assume at least some of them would be. Also, as my mom always says, “Don’t judge a book by its cover,” because sometimes hot things come in not so sexy packages (the end part of that is mine…I can’t remember the last time my mom even said the word “sexy.”)

I am going to give an oil which can work as a purfume, which will actually get results and get people looking at you with no need of further spellcraft, but, should you want to use the oil ritually, I am going to add a simple spell for you to use.

Alrightey, you will need:

a small vial,
a piece of fingernail from your left little finger,
cardamom seed,
3 drops GENUINE cardamom essential oil,
3 drops rose oil (rose attar is preferred, but synthetic rose will work,)
3 drops jasmine oil,
jasmine flowers,
rose petal,
jojoba oil*
a few drops semen or menstrual blood (women who no longer menstruate due to age or hysterectomy may use vaginal sexual secretions in place of menses,)
optional – 2 small pieces of magnet

*Before moving on I’d like to personally thank mariev of the Hoodoo for Everyone board in inspiring me to experiment with jojoba oil. Its a wonderful carrier for sensual-type oils. 🙂 She gets full credit for its placement in this recipie.

Those who cannot locate jojoba oil may substitute a different carrier oil, or use full strength versions of rose and jasmine FRAGRANCE oils (synthetics,) and instead of adding 3 drops cardamom in that case, 9 drops cardamom essential should be added.

Place your small part of fingernail, one or two jasmine flowers, 1-2 rose petals, and some cardamom seed into your vial. If you are using a jojoba base, add in your droplets of essential and fragrance oils, filling most of the way up with jojoba when you’ve done so, but leaving a bit of room from the opening of the bottle, then add in your sexual secretions or menstrual blood (sexual secretions must be gathered in a “solo act,” so please keep that in mind, heh heh.) Cap the vial tightly, and shake.

Hold the bottle in both your hands, envisioning red, white, and pink energies flowing from your power hand (the hand you write with,) into the bottle. Try to see yourself, in your mind’s eye, as being the center of romantic/sexual attentions while doing so. Place the vial in a cool, dark place, and repeat this for a total of seven days. When you have completed the seven days, your oil is ready for use. 😀

You can also use this oil with a simple candle spell, for example:

You will need:
A red penis or vulva candle (you should get the shape of genetalia of the sex you desire,)
The above oil,
A scrap of brown paper bag with all edges torn, not cut,
A black pen,
A red pen,
A heatproof container such as a pie plate or cake tin.

Write your name 7 times on your scrap of paper in black pen like this:
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname

Next, in red pen, write the following across your name seven times in the same manner as above (but not with quotation marks):
“Irresistable to all men” (for women and gay men,)
“Irresisitable to all women” (for men and gay women,)
“Irresistable to all,” (for bisexual people or people who are bicurious.) 😉

Drop 3 drops of of your oil onto the paper, and fold the paper in half TOWARDS you. Fold the paper in half again, TOWARDS you. Place into your pie plate or cake tin.

Now, place 3 or so drops of oil into your right hand, anointing the candle upward (base to wick,) while employing a sexual manner of doing so (for example, having it simulate as if you are masturbating someone. Place the candle on top of your name paper.

Hold both hands on either side of the candle and say “All women/men who see me desire me, all women/men who hear me desire me, all women/men who are near me desire to be near me always, for I am irresistable to any woman/man. As this candle is consumed, so are all women/men consumed with sexual and romantic passion for me! This spell shall not reverse or place on me any curse, as is my will – so be it!”

Allow the candle to burn out. When it has, take the name paper, and keep it in your wallet or purse.

Alrightey, my lovies, I do hope this was some help!!

Hugs and love,

~Cat

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