Even Though I’ve Had a Crush on Him Since I Was Nine…

…And even though I still have a huge crush on him… I have to put this up.

Listen, before I do, let me say, I actually understood why Christian Bale freaked out and yelled at that guy. If you’re shooting a movie, it costs a dear amount and also, you have to be professional at all times. That means if you are in control of the lights, you go check and alter them before the scene starts runnning…not while the scene is being shot, which just shows you’re a ‘tard. 😉

What does that mean to those of us not glamourous enough to be a movie actor?

Alright… Well, many of us have worked in food service jobs before we got into other jobs…so let’s put it like this… Say you are a waiter or a waitress. Someone orders a regular cheeseburger. You know, beef, bun, cheese, veggies, condiments – the whole bit. You place the order to the kitchen, and when you return to pick it up, you see a sandwich in a bun on a plate, so you bring it to the customer. The customer says “Ah, I didn’t order a SALMON burger – I ordered a cheeseburger.” You apologize, say it must have been a mistake and someone else in someone else’s area is probably complaining about ordering a cheeseburger. You return the kitchen and say you need the order fixed pronto, the gentleman at table 14 ordered a cheeseburger. Now, the kitchen keeps effing up. Next the sandwich is without condiments. Then when you return someone put ranch dressing on it…the fourth time bringing the sandwich out, you have no effing cheese on it. Would you not freak out? I would. By then the customer would be blaming YOU who don’t make the food. What Christain Bale said to that light guy…replace that with food lingo, and you could hear me say that. 😉 Its similar in nature.

I feel for the man. I work at least 12 hours a day too. 🙂 SO…some of you who have seen me be “intense” when I am already cheesed off from someone else…you have no idea. I do sit here and go “WHAT THE *bleeep* is this *bleeep, bleeeeeep, bleeep*ity *bleep, bleep* thing because I will *bleeep, bleep* and that’s not the *bleep*ing half of it. I will *bleep* them up and put my foot up *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.*” Seriously. I pitch fits when I get mad enough. I just have the good sense to say that stuff when no one but my pets, and occaisionally a random UPS/FedEx guy is listening. 😉

But still this is hysterical…especially for those of us needing occaisional stress management. Here is the Christian Bale/Bill O’Riley Mix up. Not okay for work (contains foul language.) Enjoy…and seriously you guys…do this to me some day. I will leak a me pitching a fit moment if you do. I would laugh til I lost my voice.

Also, this is a great song. Make me a song of me freaking out, lol. I’m jealous of Christian Bale’s bad press! 😉 I make an ass out of myself all of the time. 😉 This seriously does sound like when I’d had enough of a stalker client 2 or 3 years ago (I believe I wrote about her, she didn’t want me to bury my friend, because her inability to stop stalking her ex made him not like her, lol,) put to techno.

~C