A Good Defense Is a Good Offense

Hello my Occulites,

So here I was…and I thought… If I need to defend myself sometimes – I bet you do too! 🙂 I mean, releasing one’s negative energy in a productive and ass-kickular fashion is what good occulites do! We do what we can legally in this plane, and then we turn to the magical plane too, right?

Now, your old friend Cat is a tired lady (eight hours working on my own case is a bit of work, indeed, – especially since I don’t pay myself, lol,) but she’s gonna help you.

Anyhow, so you are all thinking “What can this crazy rootworker do to help me help myself defend myself?” Well, I can help you with this here spell, but if you’re near your enemy, hehe.

WARNING: This is not a nice spell. I take no responsibility for what you may or may not accomplish using it. Do not use it on anyone bigger or badder than you are, as they are apt to retaliate. Do not use it on someone you are just ticked off at – its serious and damaging. If you use it, its a bad mean spell, and you really want to cause harm… and if you do, your actions caused that harm. Its your responsibility, not mine.

You will need:
An enemy within proximity to you (you need to get on their property,)
A glass jar (something like a salsa or pickle jar,) cleaned
Rusty pieces of sharp scrap metal,
Fecal matter from an animal, preferably a rat or dog,
Some item belonging to the target (hair, blood, something they touched, owned, etc – if its an image, it must be only of them,)
Salt
Graveyard dirt,
Sulphur,
Cayenne pepper
Dead insects (I collect these from lights and window sills. You need not kill the insects,)
Tobasco sauce,
Electrical or duct tape,
A piece of scrap paper with all corners torn off,
A black pen,
Black Arts oil,
A black candle (taper or votive.)

Set up:
First, take your name paper and write the spell target’s name in black ink nine times, like this:
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe

Now, turn the paper so that the lines are running vertically, and write across this, in black ink, nine times:
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot
Itch Burn Stink Rot

You may change the above command to fit your situation, but remember to keep it in the present tense, and do not use negatives (no, not, never.) This should look like a sort of a grid. Fold the paper in half twice, and then if you can wedge in the personal item to the folded paper, do so. If not, set both aside.

Open your jar, and place the feces inside first. You want it to cover the bottom of the jar, but with room for the rest of your items. Now, place your name paper and personal items on top, and dribble Black Arts oil on the feces and paper and item (about 5 drops,) while saying to the item, “(Name of target,) you itch, you are sleepless, restless, tortured for the pain you have caused me!” Or just merrily gloat that the person is effed in your own words. 😉

Next place in the rusty metal, and the salt, graveyard dirt, sulphur, cayenne pepper, and dead insects, all the while still speaking to the jar as if its the target and you are telling them how they are so screwed. Fill the jar with tobasco sauce (still gloating,) and seal tightly with the lid. Use your electrical tape (you can stop gloating now, hehe,) or duct tape to secure the lid tightly.

Carve your target’s name UP the candle (base to wick,) and envision your target in misery as you try to envision black energy like worms coming out of you and filling the candle. Shoot all of your dark miserable energy into the candle. If you have any dark energy left over, and don’t mind holding the poopy jar, put the rest in there by holding and charging it similar to your candle. >:)

Dab some black arts oil preferably on a kleenex or rag, try not to touch,) and rub the candle up (base to wick,) using 9 strokes of the rag in your hand. Using a spare candle or some drips from your black candle, secure the candle to the top of the jar. If you have lit the candle snuff, do not blow, it out.

Throw out the rag, and wash your hands in Florida Water or Ammonia based cleaner (rinse well with the ammonia, kiddos.)

The spell:

Light your candle.

Holding your hands on either side of the jar, say: “(Target’s full name,) I do hereby curse you and smite you so that whensoever you come within 9 feet of this charm, you are sick, you are itchy, you are restless, you are ill. You feel your bile rise, you feel your heart sink. All around you is black and as black as your heart. I curse you for the pain you have caused me, I curse you for the misery you have caused me, may your evil deeds haunt you three times three times three! This spells shall not reverse nor place upon me any curse, as is my will SO BE IT!”

Allow the candle to burn out. As an aside, if that jar blows up (it can, do not do this where you don’t want exploded bits of shrapnel and poop like your guest room,) this means someone is aware of your work and blocking it. :S

When the candle has burned out, sneak on to your enemy’s property, and bury this jar near their home. They will be in constant misery when near it. I suggest burying it near their bedroom.

Don’t get caught. Tresspassing is illegal, and if you have a poop jar, that’s a lot of explaining to do… and I never met you, so don’t come crying to me if you do get caught! 😉

Enjoy!

~Cat

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