Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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Month: May 2009

  • Here are my Summer Business Hours for 2009. This means I am not doing any work at the desk. This means whatever you email me won’t recieve an answer until I am back at my desk (meaning off of break.) Pre-emptively, the regular hours throughout the year are 9a-5p Eastern Monday through Friday, and I…

  • Mentos are the tooth-taker. I have proof. Note the filling. I’ll be into the dentist on Tuesday, maybe for a filling, probably for a root canal. At least it was the last Mento who pulled half my tooth off – and yes, they were good Mentos.

  • In an amusing turn of events, I manifested complaining people by complaining about people complaining, as well as manifesting negativity about manifestation coming out like a bad stink from a bog by bringing it up in this post. See, I told you the Universe rewards complainers with more to complain about! Your old friend, Cat…

  • Hey Occulites, You know what subjects I hate, and what makes me want to start throwing things at people who can’t absorb said subjects? Thinking it to death and not letting it go. For example, at least 50 times on any given week, I hear this little chestnut: “I’m not thinking it to death/not letting…

  • Hey Occulties, As you may have guessed, this spell can be used for good or bad. If someone is naturally a shy person and doesn’t speak a lot, this will help them open up and start speaking! 😀 However, if someone is keeping a few things in (and er, most of us are,) this spell…

  • Hey occulties, So, your dear friend Cat has now finally recovered from the entire month of April. If April had been a physical being, I would have blown it off the face of the entire Universe. 😉 It sucked. End of story. After a month made up entirely of Mondays (wasn’t it, or was that…