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Month: December 2009

  • OMG ENOUGH ALREADY!!! I am gonna have to call the Pope and tell him to get in his Pope-mobile (that bubble car,) and round all of you up and answer your 11.5 TRILLION questions about saints. Goodness gracious, knowing Hoodoo or a Catholic background does NOT make me an expert on every Catholic saint, and…

  • Hey everyone, Just a quick article today – the Hellspawn (my nephews) will be here shortly, and we all know that when I’m getting beat up by a 3 year old child, I have a hard time writing up anything. 😉 You will need: A picture of the intended target A picture of the petitioner…

  • Hoping everyone has a great holiday season!!! Love ya! ~Cat

  • Hey everyone… So, I was ROTFLMAO at this… Goofer’s dust is, generally speaking, usually made considerably near to the following formula, regardless of who’s making it (sort of like a meatloaf, there is a basic recipie to follow, though some people do add or take out certain things): Sulphur, graveyard dirt, red pepper, salt, snake…

  • Working a sweet jar on someone you live with or are dating is a great idea to help avoid Holiday-season blow ups in already-strained relationships. 🙂 If you feel like your relationship with someone is on shakey terms, or that you’re about to get in a fight, use the sweet jar before things get even…

  • Hey Occulties, Just a quick offering today. 🙂 You will need: A used napkin from your target Confectioner’s sugar 9 relatively long pieces of knotweed, preferably fresh, Procure a used napkin (particularly one used to wipe the mouth while eating,) from your target, and in the center place about a teaspoon of confectioner’s sugar. Then…

  • UPDATE Nov 28, 2011 – er…I’m not sure where the idea that saints grant wishes like genies came in, but they do not. ST EXPEDITE (and other saints) ARE NOT WISH GRANTING GENIES. Please keep your requests to St Expedite and other saints within your sphere of availability. For example, if you do not even…

  • Overdue mailings are going out NEXT WEEK. Sorry for the delay. I am globally answering “reminders” with this post. I would prefer to leave it at that but if you really wanna know why, by all means send another “reminder.” You know I love reminders about things I didn’t forget. :X ~C

  • Hello Occulties, Its not that I posted the article prior to this without some idea that it might offend people. As I’m sure all of us know, people are offended by bodily functions. This is why we are taught to supress farts and burps in public, and to do our eliminatings of waste in a…

  • Hello my dear Occultey-friends! Alrightey, one of my dear readers has challenged me to actually post traditional Hoodoo spells that use feces. Not being coprophagiac…or in any way enamored of poo (I really don’t like poop at all, frankly, and would entirely give up pooping if that wouldn’t cause me to explode from it building…