Only A Redhead Would Be Awesome Enough To Write this Article on Internet Plaigiarism

As many of you know, I am ripped off constantly by a boatload of butt-munching internet terrorists, most of whom are too stupid to write their own copy, and have absof*ckinglutely no idea how to cast a spell…or probably what a spell even is. From the moron who copied and pasted me and then SIGNED HER NAME TO THAT as if she wrote it (scarier part of that is she published a book, so I wonder if she put some of my writing in there, too, her name is Toni Silvano, btw) to the douche-nozzle who ripped off another article of mine and had the nerve to BS me that he was a practitioner of ATR’s but would not tell me the name of his godparents when I asked or answer any basic questions that someone of his stature would have given me because I’d asked and it would be incredibly rude not to tell me (translation, he was a BS artist, and had never been initiated into any ATR tradition, lol,) who told me “Oh, I had a web designer design my site, and s/he must have just taken some of your copy. Sorry, I will take it down,” I have heard every dumchit excuse for why I have been ripped off…and…you know, if you don’t argue much and remove it (the usual thing that happens,) I’m USUALLY very nice about it considering I could rape your bank account, shut down your site, and do things entirely legally to you that would make you rue the day that you were ever born solely because you lifted my hard work and tried to pretend you were the smarty-pants who created it all.

And the most memorable thing I’ve heard? “Copyright is not enforceable on the internet.”

Oh, but it is. This lovely redhead (who isn’t me, because I know some of you are easily confused and sometimes think I have multiple personalities,) who also writes a blog so awesome that it can only be written by a redhead has an article discussing this matter. I thank her for helping to illustrate that yep, by law if you steal my copy, if you plagiarize me, if you snag my photos, if you do anything with my intellectual property – especially something where you are profiting (as in making money,) and you act cavalier and like I have no power to harm you thus why should you give a rat’s butt about keeping it up or taking it down or using it how you please, that I can take the gigantic tower-sized dildo of copyright law and jam it so far up your butt that you will lose your site, your money, and well…your butthurt will be legendary. And I will celebrate your continuing misery with pure vodka and shadenfruede. Mwahahahahahaha.

You all know how I feel about plagiarism… O, me so litigious, me sue you long time. 😉

Anyhow, enjoy the article. Think I might have to link this to a few other places on my site.

New spell article coming up this weekend. 😀

~Cat