And now for the permanent post (in reference to yesterday’s temp post which has been removed, heh)

Hey everyone,

I liked the “interview” process so much that I decided to streamline the consultation process for new clients using it. 🙂

A few things….

If I say I’m only accepting NEW clients from the USA and Canada, and I publish IN LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS that I’m not willing to do (type of spell) and you still ask for that type of work (for example “Hi, I’m from Khazakstan, and I’d like you to make 5 of my friends get divorced and also help me win the lottery!”) I’ll decline you for just being an assclown. In fact, I will just delete the request with no reply. I don’t have time to enlighten you if you don’t have time to read posted notices.

But let me not start out so dark. First, I’d like to thank everyone who used the interview process, and please don’t think anyone is getting away any easier than you did yesterday. 😉 Everyone new has to fill out what is now titled the consultation questionnaire before I even start discussing their problems with them. 😉 If someone contacted me ahead of time to give you a referral, we still need to do a consultation, it will just likely be shorter.

So, if you’re a new, never before worked with client from the USA or Canada, seeking services of the agreed type I *will* accept to be hired for, please go to the contact section of my business site, and ask for a consultation questionnaire, and we’ll have a free consultation to see if I can accept your business.

A consultation IS NOT A GUARANTEE I WILL ACCEPT YOUR BUSINESS. Just because you fill out a form, that’s more like filling out an application – it is not meant to imply I’m taking you on as a client. It’s also not meant to be a scary process – just helps me quickly determine if the case is viable and if I feel I can be of assistance. I try to be as nice as possible to everyone who doesn’t act like they are a 13 year old with severe behavioral issues, and nice to anyone who keeps their manners, even if my ultimate answer to your request is that I can’t take your business.

Please keep in mind…

I DO NOT WORK FOR DESPERATE PEOPLE
I DO NOT WORK FOR DEPRESSED PEOPLE
I DO NOT WORK FOR OBSESSIVE PEOPLE
I DO NOT REPAIR MARRIAGE OR CAUSE DIVORCE
I DO NOT HARM CHILDREN
I DO NOT CAST GET RICH QUICK OR LOTTERY SPELLS
I DO NOT CAST SPELLS RELATED TO HEALTH MATTERS
I DO NOT WORK FOR LIARS
I DO NOT WORK FOR ADULTERERS
I DO NOT WORK FOR PEDOPHILES
I DO NOT WORK FOR PEOPLE JUST SEEKING SEX FROM SOMEONE ELSE

I’ve also changed the selections a bit so if ALL you want is a reading you’re not being asked several questions related to spellcasting.

Thanks to everyone who was a guinea pig for me yesterday. It helped me tons! 🙂

~C