Remote Hot-Footing (no, you still can’t use cumin powder) ;)

***The only substitute for any item or action you can’t find or accomplish doing is to locate another spell you have all the ingredients to and can complete all the actions thereof; I do not locate spells for you to use – Google is a fantastic method to locate this on your own (try “Cat’s Rants” and then what you want to locate); I do not give out free spell-tutoring, that is a paid service; please do not leave your personal problems as comments BECAUSE THE COMMENTS ARE FOR CLARIFICATION AND DISCUSSION and NOT A PLACE TO DISCUSS YOUR PERSONAL LIFE…and SURPRISE, there have been comment guidelines for years! 🙂 ***

Hi Occulties!

Hope you like the new notice above, as it’s to underline that there really is such a thing as a stupid question or action, especially when it’s that some people are not following posted guidelines and things I repeat ad nauseum. Well, now those people have no excuse, but I’m sure the assclowns and askholes will ignore it anyhow, so let’s just hope it deflects a few. 🙂

Also, while it’s a bit off topic, putting things in freezers can freeze things in their place, otherwise known as preventing things from moving out of your life. While sticking lovey things in the freezer is bad (because it can make love cool off,) sometimes, depending on the type of maliciousness of someone, it also holds an asshole/jerk/enemy in place and they won’t knock off acting like a jerk to you. So, be careful with overuse of the freezer. Some of you just think it’s like a wonderful place to toss any spell in there, and it really isn’t. Case in point, sticking a hot-foot spell in the freezer is like hosing down a birthday cake to wash it off – you won’t clean that cake, you’ll just destroy it, and the same goes for hot-foot in the freezer. Basically, you’re keeping the bad neighbor in place, while cooling down that hot footy feeling. Please use your melons when placing spell remains (and by melons, I mean think with your head, and I didn’t mean place the remains with boobs or inside cantaloupes or honey-dews or etc.)

HOWEVER, since it’s popular lately, and I apparently have some scaredy-cats who can’t bear the thought of going near any place their bad neighbor/tenant/coworker might see them approach, I figured I’d help all of you out with perhaps the most simple (and surprisingly elusive to many) method of removing nasty people out of your life or job.

The easiest method is to get a prepared 7-day candle, or prepare your own using quality-recipe products using an oil, a sprinkle of sulfur, a sprinkle of cayenne powder, and a sprinkle of salt, on a red candle, and then use it as per the instructions (if none are included, see chant*,) placing a picture of the person or people under the candle. If you don’t have a picture or personal item of the target it may not be as effective. You can also make a name paper like this (in our example, we’ll call the target Jane Doe, but you can replace this with the target’s name)

Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe
Jane Doe

If you want the whole Doe family gone, assuming Jane is the head of the household, you might put Jane Doe and Jane Doe’s Family, Jane Doe’s Family, The Doe Family of 84 Sheepdog Street, etc. However, if Jane is married to Mr Doe, and Mr Doe is named John, you might put this as Mr John M. Doe’s family/household, etc. Really, if you can find a name that covers the group of people you’re working on, then it’s good. For example, as America is/was a patriarchal type of society, if it’s just Jane and her husband, you can put Mr and Mrs John M. Doe (because that implies Jane and John Doe.) If, also, all you need is Jane to leave (and you assume her children and/or other family members will follow,) you can really just say “Jane Doe.” See, if she’s the only legal guardian, those kids are going to follow. 😉 If you don’t know the family’s name, you can use Residents of 84 Sheepdog Street (of course replacing with your target’s actual address.)

Now, turn the paper so the names are now running vertical, and write across the paper 9X (in the same method as above, repeating 9x, once per line): “Move away” or “Leave the area immediately” or “Remove yourself from this place permanently” etc.

Allow the candle to burn out completely. Place this paper where it will not be found in a crossroads. I’ve found even tossing this into a corner trashcan will work. If you seriously are so worked up about someone finding it, get a small bottle, and toss it into a river. Walk away without looking back.

And you’re done remotely hot-footing someone. 🙂

If you’re wondering, no, it’s not the new spell article, I just got sick of the “How do I remotely hot foot someone?” questions I keep being plagued with. 🙂

***A possible chant you might use is “(Full name of target,) get away, go away, leave (this place OR address) immediately! Flee from here, run from here, take yourselves away from me. Pull up your feet, pull up your roots, remove yourself/yourselves from me permanently, to quiet the burn in your foots. As is my will, so be it!” Please feel free to make up your own chant. I do not have saved ones. 😉 I USUALLY speak to the candle in free form, and nope, it usually doesn’t rhyme. If I’m using sacred chants or words, it’s traditional and/or something a bit more ceremonial than Hoodoo. To make up your own chants, remember to speak in the present, and avoid the use of negatives (no/not/never.)***

I hope this has been educational. 🙂

Best,

~Cat

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