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Collected 2/3/15 – being the THIRD of these I received in ten years (do the math, I get a psycho like this once every three years or so, lol,) this person made me to decide to change comments to make it even harder to be anonymous. 😛

A new comment from “Anonymous” was received on the post “On Doing Money/Prosperity Work (in Prep for a Forthcoming Money Spell Post)” of the blog “Cat’s Rants – Confessions of an Occult Mastermind”.

Comment:
Hey, did you ever think that your bitchy, ungrateful attitude is causing your financial problems? You seem to constantly talk shit about your customers or potential customers; calling them stupid, or saying that they ask dumb questions, etc. Also you keep criticizing peoples desperate motives for wanting a spell cast. When you act as if you have so much business that you can be a nasty bitch to your “occulties”/ fans, you lose them and you their money. I have never invested money in you and I never will cause your shitty attitude sucks and I would rather take my business elsewhere. I just noticed the fact that you have been whining and complaining about your crap income as of late… And I’m thinking duh bitch you talk shit about your customers. I will never spend money on you and I laugh when you talk about how broke you are, lol! Bees with honey, not vinegar.

Commenter name: Anonymous
Commenter email: false email
IP address: 172.56.12.50
Authentication: None

Hi Anonymous,

Forgive me if I wax prosiac – I am unaccustomed to trolls writing me things like you do on my blog – third time EVER! – but I have dealt with people with backbones via email before (they weren’t too scared to give me a real name or way to contact them,) so I’ll pretend, for the moment, that you’re someone who’s not so terrified that they need to hide behind anonymity, OK? 🙂

I read the article you referenced, and didn’t see any bitchitude or ungratefulness. I couldn’t find where I called someone stupid nor did I see where I was saying anything about “dumb questions” in that article. I also said that maintenance work with money spells is better than hoping everything will work in the 11th hour…which, if I’m being fair, is pretty solid advice for almost anything in life. Any time I let things just fall to pieces before I did something about it, I had a lot more work ahead of me than if I kept maintaining a good situation or attempted to fix it as soon as it started to unravel rather than when it was in pieces. Perhaps your experience would teach you that everyone’s life should be totally shattered with everything having been awful, and that everyone should wait to the 11th hour to try to fix something if they want success? That’s not my experience in spell casting or in life, so I’d not pass on that bit of knowledge or advice. In fact, I asked around to magical and non-magical friends, and they agree with me – waiting to do something until the situation is desperate is a really really really bad idea, so I guess everyone I know is a “stupid bitch.” :/

I’m not broke…but, then, I don’t ask for a large sum for working for others. Was I confusing when I referenced wanting to “hop on the prosperity train?” Humor about paying bills was confusing to you? I’m assuming reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit, so let me explain. Basically, if you break it down, I make about $10/hr on spells. I could raise my prices, but I’m here to help people. You’re free to “invest” your money with someone who profits more off of you, because it sounds like that’s what you view as “success.” Apparently, (or from what I gather from your hate-mail,) if someone will lie to you and tell you that they work miracles, all the while telling you that you’re a very nice person (and, you’re the type of person who screams profanity at strangers for no reason other than YOU managed to cross paths with them – and they never interacted directly with you,) despite the fact that you’re clearly NOT being a very nice person (again, you scream profanity at strangers who never even directly addressed you,) you would trust them merely for them saying just what you want to hear. I don’t know if I’d trust someone like who you’re looking for, but you obviously would – and that’s what matters to someone as sensible as you. 🙂 Hey, if you think someone who preys on the desperate (when I actually advertise that I won’t accept work from desperate people,) is worth your “investment,” then…well, I guess you’re long past the point where I can give you good advice.

I do have plenty of business, though – enough so that I can turn down bad business. I suspect you’re a rejected party. I’m sorry that I honestly couldn’t turn you into a werewolf, and I had the audacity to say no. 😦

I’m really sorry you’re so cowardly that you can only anonymously freak out on a woman who gives free spell advice on the internet and has had one of the most-read occult blogs on the internet for over a decade now (and I’m someone who does not actually talk shit about a paying customer or client, either, I might add.) If you meant what you were saying (instead of it being you lashing out on me because you’re upset about your own life,) you’d have directly contacted me and we’d have dealt with the matter privately, but you’re obviously too frightened and know your behavior is wrong.

I mean, I get it. People who have horrible lives use the internet to verbally beat up on someone who they don’t expect is an actual human being on the other side of a monitor. You would be way too frightened to do what you’re doing here to the person’s face, and furthermore, you don’t want to humanize the person you are attacking. By refusing to look at me while you said those things, or acknowledge to yourself that I’m another human being, you’re able to dehumanize me, and therefore use me as a punching bag to relieve your stress without feeling guilty for the enormous social crime you just committed. If you look at yourself for a moment and realize that you just told me volumes about yourself (I pity you, honestly, because you’re spineless, bitter, angry, sick, and mentally ill enough to pick on a woman you’ve never even spoken with in chat because she wrote an article saying “it’s better to do maintenance before the problem is almost unfixable,”) then perhaps the next time you want to unleash your hateful vitriol, you’ll pause for a moment and wonder why you’re so mad at yourself and hate your life so much that you need to attack another anonymous person on the internet. See, I never contacted you – you wrote me a personal letter telling me off because I said “Spells work better when you don’t wait til everything has fallen apart,” because I offered the (quite true) observation that spells do not work well for the desperate (because of “lust for results – something more than one author has expounded on,) and that upset you enough to write me what you wrote. Think about that. I never contacted you with this information, you just voluntarily had a completely rude hissy fit – addressing it directly to me – because Google or something led you to my personal blog. This is like screaming “Fucking smelly cunt hole” at a person on the bus who you never met because they wore a hat you didn’t like. That’s basically the person you are.

Either way, sorry you think 25+ years of occult experience means anyone getting information from me is following a “dumb bitch.” I’m also sorry that you don’t understand humor – self-deprecating or otherwise. I hope the doctor refills your prescription. It’s obviously overdue. 😦 I honestly and sincerely hope you get the help you need before you have a break down and start physically attacking strangers, since you’re obviously pretty close to that. Be well, honeybee.

~C

PS- Amusingly enough when someone started calling me “bitchy” about 5-6 years ago, my business shot up to 10x what it was, so apparently you’re totally mistaken about me “losing fans” because you (they?) think I’m a “bitch,” and that’s off-putting – though coming from a cunt like you, I’m pretty sure bitch is a compliment! 🙂

1/29/15:

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The above is a comment (one of three) written by Jennifer on a GoFundMe page others asked to be created to give me and my family funds after a housefire. Most of my altars, religious statuary, and quite a bit of work-related stuff was destroyed. I’ve replaced her picture with the famous “Blue Waffle” as that accurately explains my feelings about her comments. This is the nicest one of them. While I reasonably assume she’s the other person (above) by the similitude of her comments (and she’s a psycho who stalks me apparently,) my direct response is as follows:

Dear Jennifer BlueWaffle,

And how, exactly, did I wrong you personally?
 
I’m not mean to my clients. Would you like me to supply you with 20 names off of the top of my head who’d sing my praises? Want the students of mine who’ve already taken your info for saying what you’d said to me (everyone who saw what you did on a fire fund page was mortified)? I am quite liked by many I’ve worked for, but I’m sure I have my detractors (12 years in business will do that.) So, how am I mean to my clients? I’m mean to my PAYING CLIENTS? I’ve had return clients who’ve been coming to me since 2004… Have you assessed that I’m “mean to my clients” because people who never hired me stalked me for months (like you) to call me names and stuff for declining their work were upset I said no (because I didn’t feel that I’d fix their problems,) and/or having never worked for them or earned a penny dealing with them, I finally said fuck off told you I was..or…? If they never paid me, they aren’t my clients.
 
Also, how and why is how I run my business any of YOUR CONCERN? Are you an occultist or spellcaster? Have you been one for hire for over 12 years and studying for 25+ years? Because if it’s longer than I’ve practiced and studied and been in business, maybe your advice would be useful. Otherwise, you’ve just done the equivalent of stalking a dentist for a long time and yelling creepy horrible things at them because you feel that they insist on a cleaning before doing any drilling is “evil,” and deserves constant verbal harassment. And I’m being polite…you’re much creepier, and stalkerish. I know you’ve tried this before. I have all the anonymous contacts from you and they all use the same language, tone, and I’m sure where I can check the IP address, all the same IP address.
 
And since I don’t remember ever meeting you or speaking to you, how is it you’re an apt judge of my personality or character? Because I don’t assess you as being a good judge of character. For example 🙂 and 😉 (I don’t use the hyphen) are used in type (or regular emoticons) to let people know when sarcasm or humor is being used because humans have a natural predilection towards reading things in a negative tone (rather than humorous – not hearing someone’s voice makes it hard to determine the aim of the comment sometimes,) which would be something that anyone with a basic understanding in dealing with the public through a written media would know. I don’t know any five year olds who type, much less use emoticons, but I am sure some exist, – just that I had no idea it was common. How DARE I refuse to accept certain kinds of cases – was it that you thought I should help people have sex with children which is something I refuse to do? I am not sorry for not helping you with your pedophilia urges, so…I’m not sorry.
 
Also, why is my income (rather than my success rate) a mirror of my success? If I suddenly charged $10k a spell (and people would pay it,) I’d be rich, but I’d be overcharging….but that makes me “Successful.” Oh-kay. So if a cheesecake at $12 tastes just as good as the cheesecake at a price of $1200, which will you buy? Which brand will be more successful? Let me know. I understand economics very well.

Lastly, why are you stalking my blog and site like a rejected lover if you hate me so much? Isn’t that (along with what you put on a fire victim’s site,) just a bit telling that you have some severe emotional issues? How do you explain that as “normal”? I can’t, so I’d love to know if you can because I prefer to avoid dealing with someone with as many emotional issues as you must have if you keep stalking me to say shitty things to me when you think I’m down on my luck. I’m just a person who writes a blog and I have nothing to do with you. If you don’t like my material, move on. Obsession is a sickness, and for you to do what you did, you became obsessed with a woman on the internet and stalked her and harassed her because you didn’t like her blog and website…think on that. I don’t write Google to let them know I hate their search and I hope they know what pieces of shit they are for having a house fire. I wouldn’t. That’s creepy, and it could get you arrested. You stalk a woman you’ve never met in person for over a year? That doesn’t strike you as deeply and profoundly mentally ill with obsession? I find it mentally ill, but as I said, enlighten me. How is that normal?

 
~C