Wall of Shame FAQ

1.) I am kind of mad at you right now, and want to express that to you, but I’m worried you’ll put it on the wall of shame! How do I know my communication won’t find it’s way there?

A: OK, ask yourself the following:
*Rather than you expressing a dissenting opinion – are you more reducing yourself to insults that have little or nothing to do with the article you’re commenting on?
*Is it necessary that I read something rude and abusive – for example, do you feel calling me names will make me change my article or reconsider my point?

If you answered yes to both, then you might get on the wall of shame. If you answered no to both, and you feel you expressed a very reasonable dissenting opinion which was in no way created just to act cunty towards me for the sake of being cunty, you’re probably never going to even be considered wall of shame material.

If you’re mad at me, you might say “I’m really kind of mad right now, because I feel (whatever you’re mad about) was wrong of you to (say/do/etc), and these are my reasons (add reasons.)” I’m (not surprisingly) a lot more apt to listen to your concerns if you present them as so.

2.) You’re a fucking dumb bitch! Fuck you! Fuck! Fuck you you fucking clown!

A: *sigh* Acting like a rude cunt won’t necessarily grant you a spot on my Wall of Shame either. If I think you’re doing it only to get on the wall of shame, then I’ll probably delete your bullshit with no response.

3.) I’m afraid my question is stupid, and you’ll make fun of it on the wall of shame – would you do that?

A: I get asked a ton of stupid questions, so I am probably not shocked by yours being stupid, if it is stupid. Honestly, the wall of shame is for abusive assclowns, not someone who really can’t figure out some basic elementary spell stuff because they are new to spells. If you’re not being rude, I do not feel a need to shame you.

4.) I got on the wall of shame – how do I get off of it?

A: You probably won’t. If you want to write me a nice apology, and ask nicely, I might remove it, but most people who reduce themselves to the level of trolling nastiness who would make it to the wall of shame are not going to be capable of that. Maybe you’ll surprise me though, who knows?

5.) I DEMAND YOU REMOVE MY SHIT FROM THE WALL OF SHAME! FUCK YOU!!!!!! I WILL FUCKING SEND SPIDERS INTO YOUR EYES AND SHOOT YOU AND KILL YOU AND-

A: Yeah, threatening me is illegal. So, cops, jail, etc. I’m a lawyer’s kid, so your fake legal-speak won’t scare me either. 🙂 And you’re just proving that you’re a completely psychotic cunt bag by acting how you are. I might even put your further crazy-town antics up.

6.) Can we harass or be mean to the people on the Wall-of-Shame?

A: Please do not harass, contact, annoy, fuck with, or further bother these people. I do not encourage beating up on anyone. The shame of being on the wall of shame is shame enough. Let them crawl back under whatever rock they came from and nurse their wounds without further harassment.

I TOTALLY DO NOT ENCOURAGE BOTHERING ANYONE ON MY WALL OF SHAME EVER. Leave the crazy people alone. They obviously hate themselves and their lives to even have engaged in such horrid behavior. As I said in the paragraph above – being on the wall of shame is shame enough.

Let our only abuse of them to be to sit here and laugh at them while reading the Wall of Shame. 🙂