Get a Job, Get Some Money

Hey Kids,

I've a few projects in the works (one of which is a mega-size book), which is probably a pretty substantial amount of work to give myself right now, after the last 2ish months (I still look a bit like a pirate from the cellulitis, but am healing nicely,) but I wanted to make a brief article for you all, because my readers are probably bored of hearing about my health or sales, haha. 

Today I wanted to discuss trying to improve one's financial status. I have a lot of readers who have been changing jobs, – or seeking to – or who wanted a promotion in their current field. As I'm sure it is clear to many of my readers, in the last 15 years, the jobscape has changed quite a bit. When I was in college, we were told a graphic design degree was practically a "guaranteed career," and the the year before I graduated, that became utterly false. This has happened in a few industries. I have friends who were once photographers making a nice check, who now tend bar. 😛 On the other hand, I have a few friends who never graduated college who have jobs they started at entry level that now have these jobs which only someone with a master's degree (which they do not have) could help to acheive….so even education requirements are more difficult to meet. 

If you need a new job or money in a hurry, I can't recommend the services of Saint Expedite enough. SaintExpedite.org offers some great prayers and resources – we've even given our share of offerings to St Expedite in gratitude through this site for helping us out of a financial pinch on more than one occasion, so if you are  in great need of fast money, please visit the site. 🙂 I can say that St Expedite does work, and quickly – I've experienced it myself, – just keep your requests realistic. For example if you ask for millions and you are in need of $500, you may be disappointed. 😉 Also, be sure to immediately "pay" the saint when he does grant his assistance to you, or else he has a reputation of "taking back" whatever was given.

 

However the above option may not appeal to everyone – some of my readers are put off by the idea of petitioning any saint, spirit, god or "supernatural being" whatsoever, – or are not in need of a "quick fix" as much as they are in need of a long term solution. While I've mentioned this before, I'll repeat – keep in mind your sphere of availability. If you do not have the education or training to become a surgeon, you can't get a surgeon job until you do have that education, training, and accreditation. If you can't sing or act and are not rubbing elbows with Hollywood bigwigs, don't assume a spell will suddenly make you a famous actor or actress or rockstar. HOWEVER, if you would like a promotion or better paying job that you're qualified to get, the following may help. Please check online job postings, check want ads in newspapers (if people even still post them there? I suspect some do, ha!) while doing this working as well, show up to interviews, do your best to be a desirable candidate, etc. 

So, let's talk about applying for (and getting) a job. This might be a bit dated, but the most simple way I can think of to get a job is to print out your resume, and then anoint the edges of the resume (without making it appear like you've rubbed anything on this) with crown of success powder. I realize that many places now have you email this information, so this might not work for everyone. 😉 Hell, I have the same three postage stamps in my wallet that I've had in there since like February because I do everything online, too. ;) 

Another method to get a job which might work better for those of you applying without actually using snail-mail or paper is to take 5 bay leaves (whole bay leaves are available in most supermarkets), and using purple ink (I like to use a fine tipped purple Sharpie,) write, on each leaf, the name of a job you desire (each leaf should have only one job listing, – if you're really keen on a certain job, you can write the same job 5 times, however.) In a small bowl, mix together equal parts cinquefoil, lemongrass, chamomile flower, tobacco (cheap Black and Mild cigars are wonderful for this AND they come in "flavors" which the "sweeter" flavors work wonderfully – I like to use the "wine" flavored – and also "Swisher Sweet" cigars work well), and High John the Conqueror chips (these can be difficult to find, – I use a toenail clipper on the roots to create chips, but if you have a less than equal amount of this root to the other herb mixtures, that is OK.) Using a small jar, place your bay leaves in with your mixture (I "layer" the bay leaves, using a small amount of herb mix, place a leaf, cover with more herb mix, place a leaf, etc,) and then drizzle this with crown of success oil and a bit of light Karo (corn syrup,) and seal the jar tightly. While I try to keep a mental image of the petitioner (person the spell is cast on behalf of,) in my mind's eye while creating the jar, this might not be easy for some of you new to spell casting. That is okay. Once the jar is finished and you have sealed it, hold it in both hands and envisioning the petitioner (or yourself if you're doing the spell for yourself) as having the desired job, say "(Name of petitioner,) crowned by laurel and successful be, I draw a job unto me/thee!" 5 times, shaking the jar once after each time you repeat the command. After you have said the command five times and given the jar its final shake, say "As is my will, – so be it!" Place the jar somewhere where it is hidden by the front entrance to your home (so if you live in a condo or apartment, this is the door to your apartment/condo, rather than the entrance of the building. This should draw a job to you (or your petitioner) very quickly, AND if your jar has a metal lid, you can burn purple or orange candles (birthday candles are fine) on top of this every Sunday, Wednesday, and Thursday (say the command 5x each time you light the candle, saying "As is my will, so be it!" after the fifth time you say the command, and allow the candle to burn out,) until the desired job has hired you/your petitioner. 

Hopefully these few little charms/tricks are helpful in getting you some money or a job. :) 

Happy Spellcastin!

~Cat

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