…And Now for Some Curses >:)

So Occulties,

I hope you enjoyed that lovely pictorial of my local graveyard. You know, the interesting thing about that cemetery is that several of the graves have lost their markers, so even when you think you are trodding through an area without graves, there are almost definitely people buried where you're walking.  

Anyhow, while the curse that I had done that brought me there today was a bit complex for one article, I've had a lot of requests for curse work, so I will not disappoint you. I have a relatively simple looking curse, but this is very effective, and harsh. *evil grin

Pre-emptively, if you do not have all of the ingredients needed to cast this spell, the substitution is for you to locate another spell. I will not acknowledge requests asking me to specifically reformulate it to (if even possible) adjust it to what you have on hand. :P 

And remember, kids, cursing is not nice. It is not something you do for trivial reasons. I truly believe that there are people who deserve it, but I do not think you should just recklessly curse others. I am not the morals police, however, so just keep in mind this isn't funny or light or a joke, and that it should be used only as necessary. People will get hurt…because that's what cursing is for. 😛

For what it's worth, the following is a story I heard but cannot confirm, as I know only the person who told it to me. I'd given him this spell as he had the worst neighbors ever. It wasn't them being loud, or up all hours of the night, or having tons of people at their house or anything like that. Instead they had started out as friendly, but after the "worst neighbor ever" hit his dog (totally an accident, dog survived,) and then tried to sue my friend for damage to his car (he didn't offer to pay the massive vet bills,) things understandably soured. You would think time would have lessened the enmity between the two, but it got worse with each passing year. So my friend asked me for something without "a million fucking ingredients," that would totally give his horrible neighbor his due. He did the spell and about 2-3 weeks later there is a hurricane coming near-ish to them, but not like right over them, so nobody was exceptionally worried, as they live in a place prone to hurricanes. It should have  meant "a lot of rain," and nothing else. So the hurricane passes near them, and during the storm, the wind whips up really fast, and then he hears CRASH, and looks out and sees a tree has felled his neighbor's back porch – fell and totally collapsed it. Well of course my friend is happy by this and he sprinkled the mixture out on the back porch, so he's patting himself on the back. I mean, it's a hurricane and that might just be coincidence, but he's already satisfied that the guy lost a back porch. Maybe a week later, he hears this strange noise and then his neighbor is hollering. The guy is five-sheets-to-the-wind drunk, and he's fallen because he meant to walk onto the (now missing) back porch, and he looks like he really hurt himself. So my friend goes over and he's like "(Name), are you okay? Did you break anything?" And the neighbor had hurt his leg really badly, so it was bad enough, though not broken, that he called the ambulance for his neighbor. Now this is 2 bad things that happened right where he threw that mixture, right? So he's really impressed with himself. So they are waiting for the ambulance and my friend is like "Gee, (neighbor), it's not like you to get drunk like this, is everything OK?" And the neighbor, being drunk, allegedly says "(Name of my friend,) you would not believe it. First my porch is the only thing damaged in this entire town in that fucking storm, and then when I called the insurance, they claim there is some problem so they don't know if they can cover the claim, and then my damn wife told me this morning that she's leaving me for some guy she met online." 

Now that seems a bit extreme, but he swears it is what happened. I give it only that I can't disprove it, and that this is the report back that I got from someone using the below. Admittedly, this is a long-standing grudge/hatefest between these two, so it is possible all of that flowed out into his curse and hit the neighbor at once. Your mileage may vary, though on the bright side, my friend is a dabbler in the occult arts, not someone who constantly practices, so you might be pleasantly surprised (with your enemy UNpleasantly surprised).

You will need:
A physical personal item from the target (so no pics or names written so many times – it has to be hair, toenails, fingernails, blood, etc – something from the body, and no not a signature, either, ha)
Dirt from the grave of someone who has died violently (murder, suicide, soldier killed in action, even a car wreck or house fire,)*
Poppyseed
Cayenne pepper (I actually use chipotle, but more traditionally cayenne,)  
Sulfur
Vinegar
Any appropriate cursing oil (Black Arts oil, Death Unto My Enemies, etc)
A plastic zip-close bag, medium sized
A container with a lid**

This spell is best done on a day of Mars (Tuesday,) in the hour of Saturn, or on the day of Saturn (Saturday,) in the hour of Mars. If you don't understand planet hours, just start the work on a Saturday or a Tuesday. 😉

Take the physical item from your target and burn this to ash. If the witness sample is on fabric or paper, it is fine to use the ash of clothing in with the actual physical remains embedded thereupon (people will ask me that, all of you who are rolling your eyes at me saying so, ha.) Place the ash into your container, and add in the graveyard dirt, cayenne, poppy seed, and sulfur. Stir together until well blended, and then add about 5-9 drops of vinegar, and 5-9 drops cursing oil. Blend this together. Put the mixture into a ziploc baggie, sealing it so that there is plenty of room left in the bag, and that there is no air inside the bag. 

Now, this next part you will do once a day for NINE CONSECUTIVE DAYS. Using your "power hand" (generally this is the right hand, even in a few lefties, but if you are a south paw it may also be your left hand – it tends to be the dominant/writing hand,) place the flat of your palm over the bagged mixture and push down on it hard. Envision black energy flowing out of you, and into the mixture, – I like to see this as little black worms, but whatever you are most comfortable with, you use, – and say "(Full name of target, I curse you, I crush you, I destroy you. All you love turns to dust and ash. What was sweet is now sour. I curse you, (name) and drive from you all that you enjoy and treasure, – as is my will, so be it!" When you have said this, place the bag some place discreet until you have to repeat the chant. On the ninth day, after you have said the chant for the final time, remove the mixture from the bag, and place it into your container. This next part will involve you being sneaky, so get your sneaky shoes on. ;) 

When your target is away, you will "throw" the mixture in an x pattern in a place they walk through (targets like by a driver's side car door, or on the front or back porch are best, but if you are really not going to be able to do that, if you know a place they walk frequently, use that). This isn't really "throwing" (that would not make a pattern,) but carefully making an X by tipping the container, and making the lines of the X go from you, so you would start at one side of the base of the x, and move diagonally upward, then on the other side of the base of the x and diagonally upward. When you make this X, repeat the chant: "(Full name of target, I curse you, I crush you, I destroy you. All you love turns to dust and ash. What was sweet is now sour. I curse you, (name) and drive from you all that you enjoy and treasure," 3 times, and say "As is my will, so be it!" after you have said it a third time. In the case of my friend (above) I had him repeat this part 3 times, so he made 3 X's over 3 separate days with his dirt mixture, and said the chant 3 times each time he made the X for a total of 9 times. 

Then all you have to do is wait. All hell should break loose shortly. >:)

As always, this is a very not-nice spell, and someone is apt to get hurt if you use it, so be sure this is what you want. 

Happy Hexing!

~Cat

*You need to get your own graveyard dirt. People saying they are selling this generally are full of shit. Remember to pay the resident of the grave from which you took the dirt, remember to knock before you enter the cemetery, and remember to keep the back of your neck covered (wearing a hood like a hoodie sweatshirt is just fine,) while you collect this, also. 

**I realize many of you will say "Oh, how not magical of you, Cat," but frankly, I would use a Gladware container, or any cheap off brand container. Some kinds of butter and margarine also have containers which could be used. Why? Because you really should throw the container away once it's empty, and I'd do it in a public trash barrel, preferably near or at a crossroads. You don't really want to eat out of something you put a curse in. It's as bad as eating from something you pooped in, except in a spiritual sense. 

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