Dazzle Up Your Love Life

Hey Occulties,

Can you guys guess who doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, and hasn’t for almost 20 years? If you guessed it was me, you’re right. It’s a stupid holiday, one St Valentine would surely not agree with, and people also act really really stupid about it. No, it isn’t remind you that you are single day. No, it isn’t a reason for a crying jag – either because someone didn’t bother to buy you overpriced roses or because you are single… it is a day in the middle of February. That is all it is.

Of course, if you want some help with your love life, I’m always here for you. I am a fantastic relationship coach, on top of being a spellcaster and psychic.

But, if you’re into DIY workings, which you probably are, seeing as you are reading my blog, (admittedly, a lot of my non-practicing clients like my blog, too, so maybe you’re just reading because you’re curious about this spellworkin’ stuffs,) today’s helping is one for all my lonely-hearts in the audience. 

So first things first… call me old fashioned all you want, but dating sites invite disaster, so I strongly suggest not seeking a partner via those methods. Many of you will not listen, so keep in mind, you are using a platform which invites massive levels of predatory people who want to use you for a quick hump, or for money, or for other nefarious reasons, AND also invites very mentally unwell clingy needy people. If you want to find that tiny diamond in the monumental pile of shit of dating sites and apps, you are a brave soul, and you go ahead on that unicorn hunt now that I’ve given my warning…because this spell is going to get you a lot of attention, and not just from the good people. If you are really seeking true love, I’d not line up at a virtual meat market, but I already know I can’t stop people from doing so, so just remember I warned you.

And the second thing is a bit of background.. I am not entirely sure when I came up with this one though I know it predates Mr NinjaCat 1.0 (aka ex Mr NinjaCat) so it is an older spell of mine, which, just looking it over today, means I came up with a way to improve it, but also shows that, as a fine arts major, I had a fair amount of craft supply on hand (and also, hilariously, suggests being sure another pic has been printed of the negative as I apparently was still very into 35mm cameras, haha.)

Items with an * asterisk are optional.

You will need:

A full length (or as near to as possible) image of yourself (or the target if you are not,)

Red glitter

pink glitter 

Gold glitter

Elmers glue or similar

4 red candles of the same size (small to medium)

1 pink candle (medium to large)

Pink quartz pebbles*

pyrite or fool’s gold pebbles*

Clear Scotch brand tape.*

Damiana herb

Red rose petal

Table sugar

Come to Me or Come to Bed oil+

This spell is best done on a Friday during a waxing moon

Place your image on a flat surface, and in a small bowl mix together approximately equal parts of all three glitters. As images on some printers are adversely affected by moisture, you may need to seal the image with tape. Using your glue draw clothes on your image…by this I mean, you can just outline and cover the clothing in the image, or even get artsy and draw on a nice dress or suit and tie if you want, even if the image is not dressed as so – and if it’s nude or partially nude, even go ahead and draw on a sexy lingerie type look if you’d like. Sprinkle glitter over this very thickly and shake off excess. Allow to dry. 

Mix the sugar and herbs in a bowl, and set this aside. Do not throw out your extra glitter. Set that aside also.

Once your bedazzled sparkly image has dried, place it on your altar. Draw an X or lowercase t shape on your image, with one line running east west, and then the other running north to south using your glitter (if you use a folded piece of paper, this isn’t hard to do,) and then a circle around this, also in glitter. Anoint your candles with Come to Me or Come to Bed oil with seven strokes upward (base to wick) and roll these in your herb/sugar mix to coat them. Place one red candle at each of the points (North, East, South, West,) of the compass, so that you have a red candle at the end points of your x. Place your pink candle in the center of the x.

if you’ve chosen to use the crystals mentioned above, add these to you glitter mix, and use them in the x and circle formation.

I prefer the head of the image to face west, meaning the head of the image is west, with the feet east, the mage standing facing west while doing the incantation, but you might have space restrictions making this awkward, so if you can’t do that, omit this step.

Starting with the red candle closest to the head area of the image, and moving clockwise, light each red candle, saying “I draw to me (or name of target) all admiring eyes. They are drawn to me like a moth to a flame,” saying this each time as you light each red candle. Light the pink candle and say, “I am the brightest light, and the most beautiful sight, – I draw to me all admiring eyes. They are drawn to me like a moth to a flame.” Now holding your hands in an open position to either side of the full set up (look like you are offering the altar a hug,) say “I am the jewel which sparkles brightest, I am the fairest flower on a Spring day. I am the light that pierces the night, – the brightest star in the sky. I am the sweetness of love, and the passionate embrace all seek to find. All who but see me want to be with me. As is my will, so be it!”

Allow the candles to burn out, and when they have done so, take the image, and hide it beneath your bed. If you used crystals, you can actually pour these into a small vial and keep it on your person for added effect. You should have more attention than you can handle very soon.

If a bunch of crazy lovesick weirdos start stalking you on Tinder, you asked for it. 😂

~Cat

+I had actually used an oil I made myself that I called “come on me” oil… a blend of my very own known to make people very very…Er, interested in sexy fun times. Come to Bed oil would be a close approximation. See Dara over at HoodooRoots.com for this lovely blend. If you just want an industry standard type of formula, Cone to Me works great!

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As requested, a rough diagram of the altar set up – the small circles are the candles, the square the image, the rest the x or cross in circle, showing the proper cardinal directions.

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