Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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Month: July 2019

  • Hey Occulties, Well, now that we've established that sales and discounts are counter productive for me (seriously, even if I pray to St Expedite, he delivers when the sale is over, ha ha, probably because I'll make more money at full price, – he's a smart guy,) let's get on with this week's topic… Love. …

  • Hey kiddos, Apparently offering deep discounts once a week is less attractive than keeping everything full price. Since I had ZERO interest in the last special (which ended an hour ago,) and low interest in the previous 2 weekly specials, now there are no weekly discounts. Further, I think I will stop offering discounts entirely…

  • Hey Everyone, Sorry for the late post. My readings sale has been INSANE (or, I should say, I've been non-stop doing readings all week, which I love doing! 🙂 While the readings' special extends to the end of Mercury Retrograde, this Friday, my special is….SEVEN DAY SPELLCASTING FOR LOVE AND/OR RECONCILIATION. Normally an average of $325,…

  • Hey Occulties, You know what’s coming up? My parent’s 50th wedding anniversary. I may have to do a whole bit on love spells for that. It’s pretty awesome. Tell me what you think! ~Cat

  • Hey Occulties, I could literally write an entire book about "lust for results," aka "thinking the spell/situation to death," including the problems that obsessive anxiety (a major symptom) cause just being a good part. I could explain it, and explain it, and then explain it to you all again, and my inbox ON MY DAYS…

  • Leaving in 30 mins… Hey everyone, Sorry about not posting a new spell article this week. I managed to hurt my back about five days ago, and sitting in this chair for longer than 30 minutes was unbearable. Theoretically since I have a laptop, I can go anywhere, but with a husband and a bird,…

  • Hey everyone, Trying something new. If it works well, I'll keep it going. I'm going to try featuring ONE ITEM each Sunday at a discount – the sale extends only to that item and only for the day of Sunday (so no, you can't express interest and then pay me Wednesday and get the sale…

  • Hey Occulties, Have you had a tough week? Are you doing this right now?  I do take the weekends off to some degree (I don't spend my usual 8 hours and sometimes more typing,) but I am here all weekend. I say this because a lot of you are having a really rotten case of…

  • Alright, Occulties, So now that my previous post hopefully cheered a few of you up, let's talk. So, today I want to talk about "what happens if you curse a person and then you don't have ANY connection to them?" See, if I curse a person, chances are I want nothing to do with that…

  • All stolen from facebook – I am not the author, but all of them made me laugh, and they now come from the vast collection of memes on my iPhone, ha ha.  Enjoy, and feel free to grab any of the images in this post for your own use! I'm also full of funny non-occult…