Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

Hey Occulties,

You know that craptastic moment where you thought you saved something only to realize you did not? That's me. I lost a whole dangdiggitydang article (well almost whole.) This is made even more aggravating in the sense of wanting to get an article up, because everyone has been so communicative lately (and I like that,) that my time to write for you is unfortunately being taken up replying to other ones of you. So while that's fantabulous for some, it's not so great for others. 😦

But….I could complain or just write something, and since I actually already complained a bit, I guess I'm going to write something. 😉 It's been awhile since we chatted about some occult stuff, and I think with everyone having the quarantine blues (well, a good majority of us,) that we could use the break and talk about something other than the pandemic. You know what else a bunch of us need? MONEY!!!!! I can't speak for any of you, but as for me not only am I taking a huge hit having to redo a bunch of stuff for free (because it could not manifest during the quarantine through no fault of my clients – example, court work for a civil case,) I also am not getting my normal level of business because people have no money. 😦 I also have lots of clients and friends who are suffering from not getting unemployment checks (because it's nearly impossible to get through the system to get them,) AND plenty of clients and friends who can't open their businesses because of the quarantine. Well ICK! We all gotta eat, right?

So let's have a little money spell here for everyone. 🙂 Please note this does not manifest like large lottery wins. 😛 In fact, technically lottery is gambling, so you'd be seeking a GAMBLING spell, which is a related type of magic but if you're going to go to the casino, I wouldn't recommend this type of work either. You're better off using workings specifically targeted towards gambling rather than money drawing. 

I also wanted to make this easy for everyone to do… So let's keep it simple, right? While this can be used as a bath, I know how stinky you all are with baths (oops, was that a pun?) so I'm going to give you an easy method to do it without having to bathe (because I know at least 2/3 of you won't ritually bathe, lol.) 

You will need:
4 bay leaves, whole
lemongrass
Irish Moss (also called carrageenan) 
A middle to large bill of currency in your country (example, in the USA anything from a $20-$100 bill – similar sizes in GBP, etc)
A small pot 
A stove or hotplate
A purple or orange inked permanent marker with a very fine or ultra fine tip (I use Sharpies)
A strong magnet
A picture of yourself
OPTIONAL – Money drawing oil

Using your permanent marker, inscribe each bay leaf with "Draw money towards me immediately!" Place these in your pot of water. Add in about 3 pinches each of Irish Moss flakes, and lemongrass (I guess that's 3 teaspoons or so? I'm American so my Imperial Measurement System means I don't know your metric system, lol.) Add in about 2-3 cups of water, and set it on the stove or hotplate to boil. Before it begins to boil, hold your hands over the pot and envision yourself with pockets full of money, to the degree it is coming out of your pockets, and say "Money come to me immediately!" seven times. REMOVE YOUR HANDS (for some reason, some people think I would want them to hold their hands over the pot to burn themselves, lol, but NO!) Now allow the mixture to come to a boil. When it has reached a rolling boil, turn to simmer, and, placing your hands a comfortable distance (so they don't burn) again say, seven times, "Money, come to me immediately!" while seeing yourself happy and with your pockets full of money. Take this tea from the heat, and allow it to cool for 1-2 minutes (it should still be hot when you need to pour it.) Place the bill into the sink (I usually put it over a pot holder or sponge) and slowly pour the mixture over the bill, seeing yourself happy and with your pockets full of money and say "Money, come to me, immediately!" as you pour the tea over the bill (to soak it,) and after saying this the seventh time, say "AS IS MY WILL! SO BE IT!" Allow the bill to cool off, then allow it to dry (if you move it from the sink, this is perfectly fine.) Once it is dry, if you are using money drawing oil, anoint the corners of the bill. If you do not have this oil, skip this step. Now take the picture of yourself, and place the bill over it, place the magnet over the bill and image (hopefully on a magnetic surface if possible,) and as you place the magnet over this, say "Drawn as to a magnet, money come immediately to me! As is my will, so it be!"

This should draw money to you. :) 

I'm sure you have questions, so please contact me if you do! 

~Cat