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Month: June 2020

  • Hey there lovies, While some of you did miss a good reconciliation opportunity with Venus Retrograde, I know many others had new and existing relationships messed up by said retrograde. As we still have many planets in retrograde (because 2020 is fun like that,) I know some of you still are struggling to repair what…

  • Hey there occulties, Have you ever dealt with a situation where you knew someone was talking badly, but you just couldn't quite pinpoint who? A few years have passed since this experiment, but needless to say, it worked, – and quite quickly.  A little background is needed… I was acquainted with a person who would…

  • Hey there, my lovies, So, as you may have heard/read, SIX planets are retrograde at the moment. That's right…SIX. Holy moly! As if 2020 hadn't been unkind enough to us all, right? Well, perhaps, and perhaps not. Remember, there is an upside to retrograde, as it is a time to revisit that which falls under…

  • Hey everyone, I hope you all had a lovely weekend, (and Monday, if that's even possible, haha), but even if you didn't, here I am with another installment of QUESTIONS YOU'VE ASKED ME, everyone's favorite type of article. I apologize if any of these are repetitive – I get a lot of similar questions, and…

  • Hey occulties, You know what happens when people become depressed? A lot of the time, apathy is what happens. Of course, apathy rarely ever solves anything. I like to think of magic as being like that big beam of hope that can wake us all out of the "I could give a fuckall if I…

  • Hey Occulties, As many of you probably realize, many of my spell requests involve love or attraction. This means at any given time, there are a number of people texting me and emailing me about their love lives, while I'm also working some love mojo for them. So, I am basically a relationship counselor AND…

  • Hey everyone, Sorry, I had SEVERAL spells to get through today, and by around 4pm (as a few of you may have noticed if we talked/texted about your case,) I was fall-over tired. That's what happens with 6am-3pm straight spellcasting (I even set the altars up last night for all those spells) and I don't…

  • Hey kids, Since everyone has sent me some messages to cheer me up, one person shared a nice outcome to some spellwork I did for her, and I'd like to thank her for letting me share. 🙂 Please note, intranquility gets a bad rap. No, it doesn't drive evil spirits to you or mess up…

  • Hey everyone, Well it's my soapbox so let me get on it. As some of you already know, Mr NinjaCat is very very unwell. No, it's not COVID. Because of his illness, I have a ton of bills, and because of COVID (no he's not sick with it,) I have very little paying business. He…

  • Good Afternoon, my Occulties, Today I have a fun story to share, but since a client was involved, I had to ask permission to share. The names have been changed to protect the privacy of all involved.  My client, who I will refer to as "R", had been working for a small business where she…