Some News! :)

Hey Occulties,

While I'm glad Merc retro is over for now, it is still in a shadow period (so can still effect everyone,) til the 26th of this month. Ugh. Mercury retrograded all over me, so I hope everyone is doing a touch better. 

A few business-based things:
I'm still playing catch up with some email/messages. If you've been waiting for my reply for more than THREE BUSINESS DAYS (Monday-Friday are business days,) please let me know ASAP. Most replies are going out in 24 hours or much less, HOWEVER, iMessage is NOT the quickest way to reach me currently. The problem with texting (iMessaging) me is that you have to contend with my friends and family, and that can mean I have 42 messages, of which five are business messages, and I have to get through 36 messages to get yours. 😉 Email tends to be more condensed, and so I get a lot of info in one email, and therefore even if I had 35 different clients email me on the same day, I can prioritize and categorize easier with an email system, and reply faster. 

Payment is due in full prior to the service being performed. I've tried to be VERY UNDERSTANDING during COVID season, but I really need to pay my own bills, too. Please keep this in mind before you ask me for the umptillionth time if I can give you a payment plan. If I've never dealt with you before, I can't. If I have, I might offer this, but not in a habitual way (so not every time you make a purchase.) MOST people are actually fabulous about this. I'm not calling out anyone for being irresponsible, but I am saying that it's getting out of control and it's against my business rules to pay in this way as is. 

And lastly, as my readers often know but some of my clients forget – SPELLS ARE RARELY INSTANTANEOUS IN MANIFESTATION. They can be close to being so, but if you're complaining that I started that damn spell 2 days ago and you're still not happy with your life, you don't really understand spellwork, and it's pretty normal for two days to go by with no change. 😉 Your "time frames" on any spell should not be assumed to be instant BUT if you contact me, I can generally give a ballpark figure to what time frames you should expect. Please do not hound me hourly/daily with updates about how nothing has happened in the last five minutes, but you'll let me know five minutes from now if that's changed, etc. It's very disruptive to everyone and slows my reply times. I will gladly redirect you as to realistic expectations, and that is not me trying to be "mean" anymore than someone telling you that you need an oil change on your car is them trying to be mean. :P 

And some NEW SPELL NEWS:
Several months ago, I started reworking a formula I'd made to expose liars as the liars they are. This made some interesting results which actually have led to a new formula which is independent of that which I am trying to improve. I call it "Inferno of Insanity" and it's as mean as it sounds…or so I think it is as it's not easy to find people who want me to work on anyone in such a dark manner. And honestly, I'm fine with that. HOWEVER, since it would probably be 20 years or more before I even found 2-3 personal targets to use it on (I'm secretly a sweet pushover,) please know if I approve your curse request (again, I do not approve of most of them, because I'm just not that mean,) and you accept to allow me to use this formula in your working, it will discount the price of the overall spellwork. If curious, let me know. 🙂

Thanks to 2020 just making people very angry and cranky, I also have a really great improved formula for making someone hate their ex forever and ever. You know that ex that your partner just thinks so fondly of that it drives you bananas (especially if you're quarantined with them, apparently, haha,) – this will make them entirely sour on that person. It also works great if your friends are all friends with someone you hate, or you just want people close to someone you hate to really dislike them. I call it "Bitter pill." It's still in the testing process so please let me know if you want me to use it in work you purchase from me, and I will of course reduce the cost for beta testing the formula for me. I actually find 99.9% of people talking bad crap about me to be hilarious, and I don't care if my partner loves any of his exes, so it's great to have test subjects. 

Of course not all of my formulas in testing are dark in nature. 😉 Keep in mind, it's much easier to find situations where people want to heal, want love, want affection, so I've reworked these enough times that I rarely revisit them to do so again, as they are pretty damn perfect. BUT quarantine gave me a surprising spike in "my partner isn't on the mood to have sex" cases (maybe from pandemic depression?) and what's interesting here with lust type works is that too much lust can sometimes cause pettiness, anger, agitation…not so good in a pandemic quarantine shitshow, right? So I created a new formula to reignite lust (so sexy hot feelings,) while also making it sweet and romantic and comforting. It isn't really so much a love oil, as much as a "make love" oil, rather than a "Let's f*ck right now" oil. Preliminary results are promising, but I do need some test subjects. I've not really given it a name yet. 

Lastly, in less than happy news, the 24 hour weekend specials are canceled. I just wasn't getting the interest I should. 1 or two purchases isn't worth the discount. I end up losing money unless it's closer to 7-8 people buying or more. Sorry if that's bad news for you.

Alrighty, so I will try to get some educational articles up soon! Thanks for reading!

~Cat