This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Hey Occulties,

So, let's start with the GOOD part of the story. So, yesterday, despite it not being a superb mooncycle for such things (which is why I called a spirit which I am very friendly with,) I had a very very awesome session with a very awesome spirit. As some of you may know, the last few months were not fun for me. I almost died, I got infested with bed bugs, Mr NinjaCat's stalker ex became ever more stalkery and evil… It was the worst of times. I did some massive cleansing work and while things improved, they just weren't where they could be. So, while talking to my favorite spirit, I'm like "Spirit, my life could be so much more. I feel like I could do so much more. I want to do something that absolutely blows away my readers and clients, and yet here I am stifled and feeling out of date and etc."

The spirit was like "Yeah, I realize that the last two years have been sucky. I get that. But this is going to change and rapidly, and plus you're going to kick ass on some specific cases, and that will really catapult you into being able to update your site, and get the house and life you want with Mr NinjaCat, and you know, it's all going to be better super duper fast."

But at this point, I'd heard this before and I wasn't going to hear it again – not without proof. So I said "Spirit, look, I'm almost out of faith because look at this absolute bullshit I've dealt with in 2020, and not to complain, but the first quarter of the year is over already and it's only mildly improved. How can I trust this will change." 

"Very well," the spirit sighed, "I will tell you of the cases which to take which will be quickly solved. You could guarantee the outcome, and I will tell you of each as they come to you, but as for the first you will have the following come to you." The spirit then described a case which a few particulars stood out. 

"Yeah, I'm not working for that person, so OK," I said, ever the petulant child apparently. 

"OK, but I'm going to prove I'm telling the truth," said the spirit. "When you get to your home, you will have a payment you have waited on for three years." 

"I will wait to see that," said I. 

I gave thanks and gave the spirit her gifts and when I got home, lo and behold, someone paid me $125 that has been owed since 2018. I shit you not. Not only that but 4 cases from 2018 had contacted me for various reasons.

Um, wow. SO I was sooooooo excited, I even shared about this experience with you. Like…this was exciting. The spirit was basically offering me a prediction and had said I was going to have some EPIC results and how I could identify those incoming cases. This was amazeballs.

And after a little sleep, and the first case that spirit described with the particular details coming up? It's in my inbox. I excitedly do a ton of work for today, thinking "OMG, things are going to be awesome. I'm going to literally change people's lives and get my site updated, and get all this good stuff!!!" Like, not only can I make people happy, get for them what they've been anxiously hoping for, I'm going to have what I need to overhaul my site, and you know what?

Well some of you are just not funny at all. Silly requests are not going to be anything I look at again. If you think you have a rough case for me to look at by all means contact me here (I hope you are the next case I'm told of because I do know who to look for next), but otherwise, I'm not making any more grand gestures for the public in articles. I'll just stick to teaching via my blog. 😛 Like don't steal my sunshine, yo. Some of you are not funny at all. This is why I generally stick to working with clients I know, and quite frankly, I'm starting to think the people I was told about might just be clients I already know and work with. I'm also giving you a dirty look if you asked me to like…make you a mermaid. :P 

~Cat