Hi Occulties,
This has been a fun week for me. Basically every single asshole who has been an asshole to me in 2021 has been given their comeuppance, and it keeps getting better….well, better for me, anyhow. >:) I am the wrecking ball that will shatter the dreams of my enemies right now and I'm loving it.
But what is even better is that because I was for some months innundated with jerks, I had a chance or three to sample this lovely bedbug inflammatory confusion on some clearly willing targets (because if you act like a complete piece of shit to me, you're volunteering yourself to be my guinea pig). Anubeion Creations did a lovely job with my Inflammatory Confusion recipe if I had not had actual bedbuggaroos to put in the mother bottle, but with these nasty little crawlies now helping to infuse their awful itchiness in with this recipe, it's SUPREMELY MISERABLE for the target it is placed upon. AND I had a nice lot of it mixed up for me for resale…
But I ordered the bottles half the size of what I'd wanted. 😦 That's OK, Amazon can have some new ones to me in this coming week, of the correct size, too, but I know some of you had been interested in getting your own Bedbug Inflammatory Confusion, so if you want the smaller vial, I will sell these at $10. If you'd like to wait, the regular sized bottles will be $20. The small bottles will not have much of the "mother" ingredients inside. Since those stupid buggos are sneaky, there are only 5 in the big bottle, and it's looking like I'm unlikely to catch more. Possibly I could. BUT…..the nice people over at Pine State Pest have cleared out 90% of them at least, and I have one more poisoning of my home to get done and I'm pretty sure I'll be marked "bedbug free" at that point. Possibly not. I haven't seen one of those awful brown little tick shaped fuckers in awhile, but they are sneaky miserable bastards so I won't say I'm debugged until Pine State Pest does.
I would say I wouldn't wish bedbugs on my worst enemy, but it's actually a pretty solid thing to wish on an enemy. They don't carry disease, and are mostly just gross and make you itchy. Ridding yourself of their disgustingness is a huge expensive chore. You lose sleep, and many people are unkind to you if they find out you have them. These are all pretty acceptable shitty things to want for one's enemy, so they made a perfect addition to this formula. :)
IF YOU PURCHASE THIS DO NOT LET IT TOUCH YOUR SKIN IF AT ALL POSSIBLE. It is both chock full of badness and dark energies AND it could actually give you a skin reaction because there is some habanero in there. 😉 Remember RITUAL OILS ARE NOT PERFUMES! People seem to get that about the cursing stuffs, but it's always good to be sure to remind people.
If you're interested in ordering please contact me for more details. 🙂
~Cat
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