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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

Month: June 2021

  • The Great Video Debate – A Rant

    Hey Kids, There seems to be a zeitgeist of stupidity on the internets so I am here today to cleanse you of that notion. I keep seeing this foul turd: "A real spellcaster will give you video of the service."  Alright, no, and go back to TikTok, and see who has a good video set…

  • Getting a Successful Spell Manifestation

    Hey Occulties, So judging from my email (which you can find me at cat and then at and then original ninja cat – but that's one word, – dot com,) I have some frustrated readers. Why is it that it can be so hard to get a spell to manifest!? Is it some "karmic fuckery!?"…

  • Real Problems v Mild Annoyances

    Hey Kids, So have you ever noticed that when things go really bad, there are people who want to help, and then there's this person "Oh, that stinks. Hey, so my dog did the funniest thing yesterday." You could be on fire, and they'd be like "Damn, that kind of blows, but you know what…

  • For Continuous Prosperity – Money Tree

    Hey there Occulties, When we think of money spells, many of us falsely think of big lottery wins like winning a Powerball jackpot. This, firstly, would be a gambling spell, and secondly would be a very stupid manner of using a gambling spell as the odds are terrible. Gambling spells are best used when you're…

  • Summer-long Word-of-Mouth Discount

    Hey there Occulties, So, as I'm sure I've told many of you, math is not my strong suit. 😛 When going over my finances this weekend, I realized that I'm pretty much going to have to shoestring certain budgets to afford other things I actually need. This is not about want. Yours truly would LOVE…

  • Common Misunderstandings

    Hey Occulties, Just a note that all previous promotions/sales are ended, so if you didn't get in on that, you can't get the discount. Today I'd like to take a stand for my fellow occult-authors, occultists-for-hire, and psychics…because a lot of you lack the insight into our job, and while some people are just too…

  • The Results are In – Money and Hoes, Hoes and Money

    Good Morning, Occulties, So for my hardcore readers who text and whatsapp me, my main requests were either "MONEY SPELL" or "SPELL TO MAKE EVERYONE SEE HOW FREAKING GORGOUS AND LOVEABLE I AM," and the third runner up was, predictably, "gimme back my ex." Since we discussed bringing back your ex YESTERDAY, today it looks…

  • Spell to Reconcile an Ex

    Hey kids, So, unsurprisingly, my previous article was setting you up for this article…  Let's discuss reconciling that ex of yours – now as I said before, just because you return a jerk to you and make them feel warm and squishy towards you, they will not somehow become super enlightened, and will still have…

  • Why Reconciliation Spells “Don’t Last” (Hint, they do.)

    Good Morning, Occultey Friends, Today I'd like to discuss the idea that if you reconcile an ex using magic, that it's just never going to work out. To this I'd like to respond…. HORSESHIT. Double stinky extra wet floppy droppy horseshit.  HOWEVER (you knew that part was coming,) you might be confused because people often…

  • Bad Groups to Avoid: Dark Magick for Beginners on Facebook

    Hey Occulties, You know, rarely do I choose to call people out because I think most places with occult and spellcasting info have some intrinsic value somehow. Unfortunately for people who don't know magic (and um, the group here is definitely not using magic with a k because that actually would be more Solomonic in…