Cat’s Birthday Message

Hey Kids,

So, after moving away from my old place (I legit lost 90% of my furniture!) last week, getting financially butt-raped by UHaul (because no one helps you move during thanksgiving so I got to pay them for several extra days!) I get to spend my birthday unpacking, cleaning, and having $3 in my bank account. Working while moving was really hard to do but thank goodness for my storage where I have been casting spells because it was the one break I had from moving. I am still going to be broke awhile and was such an object of pity, that even one of my friends organized a GoFundMe for my birthday (and I clearly have friends as broke as I am, because I didn't even crack 1k yet, but I appreciate even $5).

Soooo….my 43rd year was a shit year and I am glad for it being over. Let's make 44 a good year for my tired cranky old ass (hey you kids, get offa my lawn!)

I am also happy now that I am in a bug free home (even if I don't have hardly any furniture in it – I am living like a college kid, minus the cheap beer, hahahahaha), and I'm happy I can finally be available to clients again. For my 44th birthday (today!) I would like to offer a MEGA SALE and get back to the grind! I am so ready! 

Two-hour reading packages are $150 ($45 off!)
Big spell packages are all 10% off (anything over a one week casting)!
Seven day castings are all $295 (these range between $305-$335)
And readings are 20% off the regular price

Just say Happy Birthday, Cat! and you get the deals! Contact me if interested!

~Cat