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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

Cat’s Birthday Message

Hey Kids,

So, after moving away from my old place (I legit lost 90% of my furniture!) last week, getting financially butt-raped by UHaul (because no one helps you move during thanksgiving so I got to pay them for several extra days!) I get to spend my birthday unpacking, cleaning, and having $3 in my bank account. Working while moving was really hard to do but thank goodness for my storage where I have been casting spells because it was the one break I had from moving. I am still going to be broke awhile and was such an object of pity, that even one of my friends organized a GoFundMe for my birthday (and I clearly have friends as broke as I am, because I didn't even crack 1k yet, but I appreciate even $5).

Soooo….my 43rd year was a shit year and I am glad for it being over. Let's make 44 a good year for my tired cranky old ass (hey you kids, get offa my lawn!)

I am also happy now that I am in a bug free home (even if I don't have hardly any furniture in it – I am living like a college kid, minus the cheap beer, hahahahaha), and I'm happy I can finally be available to clients again. For my 44th birthday (today!) I would like to offer a MEGA SALE and get back to the grind! I am so ready! 

Two-hour reading packages are $150 ($45 off!)
Big spell packages are all 10% off (anything over a one week casting)!
Seven day castings are all $295 (these range between $305-$335)
And readings are 20% off the regular price

Just say Happy Birthday, Cat! and you get the deals! Contact me if interested!

~Cat

 

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