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Month: January 2023

  • Hey everyone,  I wrote you a lovely questions you've asked me article which apparently has disappeared. I have no idea where it went, so that's 2 or so hours of my life that just went missing. Grrr… So, since it is missing, I'll expand on my first question and answer on that now missing article…

  • Hey Occulties, I know this is probably one of the few times anyone envies me for having a massive surplus of naturally shed parrot feathers but these are available in many crafting stores and online. The easiest call me charm I know goes like this: You will needA large parrot feather (wing or tail, usually,…

  • Hey Occulties, I don't generally post sex-specific spells (and, alas, it gets even more specific,) but here's one I don't think I've shared.  So, cisgendered heterosexual ladies who still menstruate are going to have the best effect here. If you no longer menstruate due to medical issues or age, this spell may not be for…

  • Hey Occulties, Just a quickie today. So this is pretty simple. Find a graveyard which is preferably an older graveyard. Find a tombstone which has a bush or a tree which brushes against it. Even some high grass is fine, so long as when the wind blows, it's going to rub that stone. Most newer…

  • My Dear Occulties, It is with great sadness, that I announce a wonderful author, brilliant mind, and a very lovely person all around has left this world for the next. Jake has always been such an amazing force to me, and I'm sure I probably annoyed him more than once with a stupid question, as…

  • Hey Occulties, I just wanted to say something as it came up about 8 times in the last four days all through various people… NO it is NOT CORRECT to "JUST DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT" when it comes to magic, and that is some of the WORST FUCKING POSSIBLE ADVICE to give to someone and…

  • Hey Occulties,  Looking like it's review time, since I'm getting a lot of this stuff in my inbox.  So loosely, lust for results is obsessing about your situation you're working on, the people involved, the spellwork, – basically obsessing about that situation, the people, or the work (and I mean its past, present, or future,…

  • Hi Occulties, You know, I have to say 2022 was like a non-stop Mercury retrograde for me, so much so that I didn't realize we were in a Mercury retrograde until someone said something about it to me on Saturday, ha ha. 😉 I can't say the same for everyone else, but it does kind…

  • Hey everyone, Check out the new business site design! For about the next 24 hours please use my forms and not my @originalninjacat email to contact me. I haven't finished setting up my email but should have it there soon.  There is a 10% off sale on all services until the 3rd to celebrate the…