Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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Month: February 2023

  • Hey Occulties, I said I wouldn't bother saying more because the garbage going on is merely for attention and reaction (it's so very stupid, and clearly untrue,) but I don't like when people upset my clients and readers, and they are upset and angry about these assclowns (moreso than I am) at the situation, so…

  • Hey Occulties,  Remember the time (well some of you,) when you asked me for a "dream spell" or a "wish spell" and you saw me visibly cringe? Apparently it's some planetary transit wherein that sort of thing is common again (I'll have to check out what is doing what, because this sort of thing does…

  • Hello my Occulties, This incident was also covered here on my business site.  So as you may have guessed, when you've been in business for two decades as I have, despite publicly posted terms of service and rules, most of which have remained the same since the business began, despite making hundreds if not thousands…

  • ***This Article is FEATURED and newer posts may appear below it*** Hey Occulties, So, after chatting with Ms Karma Zain, I'm here to announce my Questions You've Asked Me Contest, which is a super fun contest that requires no purchase from you and can get you FREE AWESOME PRIZES…or at least, I think they are…

  • Hey Occulties, DAMN, it's colder outside than my attitude is at a party full of people I hate, and that's mofuggin cold. So, today since I posted a luv spell yesterday, comes the obligatory lecture about love and relationships because so often I find it isn't the spell isn't working, it's the petitioner working against…

  • Hey Occulties, Since a couple of people decided they were going to drag out consultations (which I don't mean you told me outright you can pay me on x day,) I have a super free night tonight. I could spend that cleaning the house (ewwww,) or writing an article, plus keep in mind that dragging…