Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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Month: July 2023

  • Hi Occulties,  Now that my apparently flabby ass that’s grotesque in every way (Mr NinjaCat doesn’t always want to use the bathroom right after me for sure,) has been dragged clean thanks to the Reddit Society for Discussing Cat’s Ass (see previous post) and is also far more shapely (failed bullying target workout is apparently…

  • Hey Occulties, Here’s my most recent selfie  And here’s my most recent Reddit stalker harassment. They misspelled Kristen, which I’ve said countless times I go by my middle name and have since childhood, but they think is some insult to call me by a name which would be ridiculous as you being upset by me…

  • It’s come to my attention that a bunch of very pathetic little stalkers are literally stalking my Facebook, and even dug up a ridiculous argument some unhinged woman had about me 15+ years ago on some forum which has been widely derided for just about as long. I don’t even know if she wants you…