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Hey Occulties,

Now for something more exciting and not inspired by the people who don’t read the archives. 🤪

This is a spell to specifically work on a friend or confidant who has revealed your secrets or spoken falsely (in a bad way,) about you. If you trusted someone to remain discreet or if they posed as your friend only to be revealed as anything but that (since the true test of a friend is what they say when you’re not around,) this is the spell for you. 

You will need:
A lemon
Cayenne pepper
Animal dung
Broccoli buds
Heavy black thread or twine
A knife
A strong needle (an upholstery needle works well,)
A scrap of unused paper with all the edges torn (not cut) off
A black-inked marker or pen
An object which has touched the target’s mouth (such as a piece of napkin, straw, or cigarette butt)

Using your black-inked pen, write the target’s name nine times, once per line as such:
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname(etc 5 more times, replacing the word firstname with their first name and lastname with their last name,) then turn the paper a quarter turn and write the command “Everything you say smells and sounds like shit” across this nine times to create a sort of grid with the name and the command. Fold the paper in half once, taking care to fold it up and not towards you, now fold the paper up again, still not folding towards you but upwards. Set this aside. Cut a small slit out of your lemon, – just a sliver and so not cut the lemon all the way through, place your personal item, your name paper, some broccoli and that dung into the slit. Now keeping your target in your mind’s eye sew the slit shut by stitching 9 x’s with your thread, and each time you make the x shape, say “(Full name of target,) every word you speak smells and sounds like shit until you take back all your lies and no person believes any secrets of mine you have told,” and when you say this the ninth time and stitched the final X shape to seal the slit (still keeping your target’s image in your mind’s eye,) say “as is my will, so be it!” Take the item and leave it in an abandoned or undeveloped property off of- and to the east of- your property. And walk away without looking back. 

I’m sure there will be questions, so please ask

~Cat

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