Goodbye Starving season

Hey kids,

so I killed my iPhone. It fell down the stairs Xmas morning and I can’t fix it yet because it’s starving season still…BUT if you were rude enough to do the whole “hello where’s my reply,” which was only 2 of you, you’re fired and fuck off because both of you were spoken to already. Like fuck all the way off, and if I ever hear you complained about it, I’ll review you online, and I’m merciless so try me. full names, dates of birth, and images will be posted in my review 

BUT, most have been wonderful, so since I’m starving still (thanks December – you, the worst month ever,) just as a note, iPhone users can schedule a reading since I still have FaceTime audio, and when I get to the mall finally I can get that screen fixed. I may be able to do readings via fb as I’ve just broken in there, lol. And remember the December special is almost over. Then I get paid again and I can charge full price 😏

I’m trying to get a real article up. So get excited

~Cat