Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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Month: February 2024

  • Good Morning occulties, This morning I’m telling you how to make your own money jar spell. Now some of this will require you to get dirt from your property (or the petitioner’s property) which for my city-dwelling readers may be easier said than done. If you literally have no spot in the property that hosts…

  • Hello Occulties, When I am in need of help to stay sheltered or fed or healthy, when I need protection from someone who would harm me or see me fail, I call upon the powerful St Michael archangel. I recently shared this novena with a client, and so m now sharing with you. It has…

  • Hey Occulties,  Some if you have asked for a sweet jar that encourages communication so here it is! I may have shared a similar one, but I’m hoping not the same one. I’ve been planning on adding a jar spells category for some time as they are very popular, so I’ll kick off that category…

  • Oh and if you subpoena Reddit records you can get plenty o info, but keep talking smack, stalker girl. 

  • Hey occulties, So this one is created for people who are full of shit and talk shit and are shit. If you want all their shit to stink, this one’s for you… You will need:9 different pieces of poop from one or all of the following animals: dog, horse, bull. Dog is the most repellent…

  • Hey Occulties,  In the interest of transparency and because it is clearly reached the point of not just hysteria but straight up libel and defamation of character (I’m actually in talks with a law firm regarding dealing with that, because that anyone would say such things is vile,) I’m going to address the Reddit situation. …

  • Hey all,  Started a page on instagram to show some tarot readings. Feel free to follow! ~Cat

  • Hey Occulties, Ive been pretty lenient with ghosting, and repeat business delaying or canceling services, because I understand sometimes things happen. However when I get a glut of this all at once, understandably it’s difficult to allow several people to screw me on payment or cancel last minute, costing me an appointment time someone may…