Hey everyone,
A little over three years ago, my then fiance and I had an argument while drinking. He got heated enough that he left rather than let it escalate, and went over to a woman he had described to me as "incredibly ugly with skin like a burn victim," but that she "clearly liked him" a few days previous to this argument, and they ended up sleeping together. He was not dishonest about what happened and I forgave him. She was incredibly unattractive (I social-media checked and had to see) and I figured if I was as unfortunate as she in the looks department, I might consider sleeping with someone else's incredibly attractive man…I wouldn't go through with it like she did, but I got how she was tempted, just not why she carried through.
The next thing I know, he's accusing me of crazy stuff like hacking his accounts and phone (I wasnt), and I keep noticing this guy I found out later was named Keith lurking around my house and staring at me (Amy's "best friend" and reputed lover,) and things got very weird from there because she started texting me one morning me offered to steal all his money and bring it to my house….we had never spoken before and she wanted to rob my spouse for no reason. I still have the unedited text transcripts! I cant make this up…its just so stupid and insensible. Why? I can only imagine she was in her dope crazies, idk. Then told him she was with child around this time. At this point my husband (well fiance, – we got married 2ish months after this,) was being shown edited convos by her between her and I (he said they made little sense, and when he saw my side which was unedited, he was like "Holy fuck is she insane,") where she tried to make me look bad.
But it gets weirder
He and I broke up for 2.5 weeks or maybe up to 3. This is still the record so she has that feather for her cap. During this time, I would receive bizarre communications from her. Sometimes they accused me of things I never did, other times they called me fat (it should be noted, she was heavier than I was at this time, and now definitely is since I lost a nice piece of weight since '22,) and often it was gloating on her fertility and my perceived lack thereof. I would have been 44 and she was 30. Like bragging your 14 year younger uterus works better than mine isn't really an insult but a fact, and I guess I was supposed to be sad. When Mr NinjaCat found out it really was her who was crazy in those few weeks, who was hacking his accounts, who was making things up, he understandably came back home eager to reconcile and after a week or two, I gave in. We reconciled. Of course he was concerned her child who wasn't actually his was his, so we kind of had to pretend to be nice. She told him if he went back to me, he could never see the child. Hilariously we were married around this time, haha, but she didn't know. She would call and accuse me to my husband of doing things like stalking and messaging her online when my husband was with me and I wasn't on or near my phone (which he saw), saying it was going on at that moment. She replied to texts I sent him because she'd hacked his phone. She tried to come to my third job to harass me and got banned from the whole chain of stores for it. She was crazy. I also got pregnant around this time, and I even have transcripts of a bizarre conversation I still have where she offered to sell my pregnant ass meth (I don't do meth,) so I finally ended her ability to talk and all our convos by saying that while she failed as a homewrecker, at least she succeeded as a gigantic fucking scumbag and blocked her. This is the last thing I ever directly said to this person.
I suffered a miscarriage early on, and she made fun of me for it to my spouse when talking to him. So much compassion. He threw up in his mouth a lot not just a little…but we still thought that might be his kid, so we kept pretending she was a human to her (well, he did, – I didn't speak to her anymore.)
When her baby was born she told my husband that he could never see her or the baby, and because of me. Mind you, I'd never wronged her and she'd tried to destroy my life for 9 months at this time.
She slept with my husband, and stalked us, and harassed us, probably was the cause of my miscarriage, but it's my fault.
Now for all three years (it's ongoing), she's stalked me, but this is more than 2 years ago still. When we got the reports from DHHS (which explained a lot,) it ends up she was on cocaine, molly, methamphetamine and fentanyl throughout the pregnancy with the child we did not yet know was not my husband's. We found out later that that baby has the wrong daddy on the birth certificate. No real surprise. He does look a bit like her "best friend," who used to lurk around my old house and watch me (that was creepy AF.) Before this, she said anything and everything to defame my husband just in case the child she didn't know the daddy to yet was his, and now you will notice she weirdly still brings him up a lot…even though he is in no way involved in my business or her life.
We figured this was 9 (more like 10.5 at this point) months of hell we went through. We could move on. She even got a protection from abuse from him when neither of us wanted anything to do with her. No one was contacting her. On it she claimed I'd moved closer to her – it was twice the distance away from her from my previous residence. I'm talked about relentlessly on the order and yet it isn't about me, nor is it on me. I could technically contact her right now. I NEVER EVER WOULD. I am not fluent in skanky wannabe homewrecking psychopath…a problem I've had since before I met her, – and that much has been bad for my job as I had to turn down a few gigs for it.
I mean, he paid dearly for that little affair. I can't say I was still mad at him by then, – I definitely would not have been by this point. But I was the victim here (he, at the least, did do something wrong that started this campaign of crazy against mostly me and a bit him), and she just keeps victimizing me.
So after about a year of this crazy bitch, we figured we were good. Like, okay, we don't want to contact this dumpster fire, and it is not his kid, and she clearly wanted to pretend she was a victim after being chased out of Portland (most of a small city hated her, ffs) for all she did, but this must be the end, right? HA! She had been harassing me through my forms for some time. She also harasses me by posting slander and libel and falsehoods on Reddit (and I suspect other sites.) For awhile last year (maybe again) the first result on Google about my business was her slander on Reddit which the mod is also legally responsible for allowing. You mouth breathers on Reddit (not all redditors but a few were true idiot mouthbreathers and believed it,) actually have seen her distinctly personal weird posts about me that tell blatant lies and call me a fat meth head pedophile. If you believed this person or engaged with them, you are as bad and a piece of shit – there's no nice way to say it because only an imbecile or someone else with an untreated personality disorder really could believe that shit.The Reddit stuff I can trace back to maybe 3 months after she had her kid? It's ongoing though. It may have started before, though, but initially it was only EMMY LIM, who blackmailed me for free work, and followed through with smearing my name when I fired her for trying to blackmail me. You know EMMY LIM as pomegranate. But she – AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS, ORIGINALLY OF GLOUCESTER (IF I AM REMEMBERING RIGHT) WHICH IS IN MASSACHUSETTS always harassed me and called me fat and infertile. She wrongly thinks my family is rich like Kardashians, she is very obvious and I even had a lawyer subpoena reddit IP address records which they did for the case, but ultimately, I couldn't afford their retainer, so we only got so far…but I bet I can have that sent to the sheriff because…
Guess what I got a few days ago through my forms – MORE THAN THREE YEARS AFTER THIS SHIT STARTED. This! Fat is a playground insult. Infertile? No client or person brings up my uterus. Ever. Never in 21 years of business has anyone contacting me for business ever discussed my fertility or used it as an insult. So easily-identifiable AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS sent me this:
And this is one of many she's sent. Generally calling me things she is…fat, washed up…and again, no one has ever discussed my fertility in a business setting but that's always been her thing. I can't recall a single client ever calling me fat in 21 years of business and she was never a client. She's 14 years younger so her uterus works better. Oh wow, not biology? My almost spotless level of contraception and entirely spotless record in having never slept with or romantically pursued someone else's man really isn't anything I'm ashamed of…but I mean, she is a known drug user, and scumbag so I guess my uterus and a playground insult of I'm "fat" is the best she's got. Haha. My spouse and I are ready to sue her and since some of the harassment is over state lines from her, we hope we may have a federal case. What she's doing is criminal in my mind, but it may end up being a civil case.
Since she has a fake account on my facebook to stalk me, and posts pics of me from my FB on Reddit, I used my real account to get these from her FB and here you go…
This woman is about 14 years my junior and 2 years ago looked like this (there is a filter, and she does have skin like a burn victim, especially on her face, unfortunately for her. This is a flattering photo.) She's 31-32 here and even with filters looks older than I do without one.
This is her in her late 20's or maybe mid 20's?. Still filters. She has skin like burn victim.
Both of these images were sourced from her public facebook images.
This is me around 19 (so about 28/29 years ago – filters didn't exist). It's even a bad pic. Drunker than your uncle Randy, soon after I’d gotten into my sorority.
This is me around 21/22 and I'm drunker than your uncle Randy there, haha. Filters didn't exist.
This is me around age 30 – yet again with my sorority at our 20 year (for the whole sorority) anniversary and…drunker than you guessed who for it (love you ladies lol) and filters still did not exist around 2007
This is me about 3 years ago.
I'm clearly not fat and I obviously didn't peak at 17 (30 years ago, I was 17). I think I looked best at around 36…but I still get plenty of compliments.
So I had enough. Honestly, 3 years of waiting for this woman who IS THE POSTERCHILD OF A SEVERE UNTREATED PERSONALITY DISORDER, who KNOWINGLY SLEPT WITH AN ENGAGED MAN and then FALSIFIED THAT HE WAS HER CHILD'S FATHER IN ORDER TO KEEP HIM (and failed so hilariously it's painful), who then spent the last THREE YEARS defaming me, stalking me, sending me hate mail, and literally saying horrifying and untrue things about me and my family on Reddit and God knows where else in what public arena while I stayed silent AND for years now and decides to make YET ANOTHER easily identifiable stalking email. This relentless stalking, and libel and harassment and abuse from her when I did not wrong her, but she has wronged me over and over…. ONLY this woman has ever used infertile as an insult to me. Ever. Even my hubs saw the most recent one and was like "Only Amy ever tried to insult you with calling you infertile, so I don't doubt it's her, Cat."
I had been patient for years, so the day I received this I (finally) CALLED THE SHERIFF! 😀 Now, if she wants to keep this up, I have copies of those DHHS reports I can post, I have chat transcripts, and I'm ready for court. I've saved all her abuse since it started in 2022! She's lost me a lot of money because all the online harassment and libel she posted because of her glaring mental illness and horrifying drug dependence that has also almost lost her the child has, an innocent who she abusively used every drug she could get her hands on during her pregnancy with said child, and I'm reasonably sure libel and harassment for years on top of that might just get that kid a new healthy parent via the foster system since I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO HER DIRECTLY WHATSOEVER SINCE WELL BEFORE THE KID WAS BORN. Destroying my life because she failed at stealing a man that was engaged then married to me is her sole goal. I don't want any contact with her. She's ugly, uneducated, a drug addict, clearly insane, has no job, and last I heard lived in a half way house or with mommy. We've heard both, though the source was her "friend' who even called DHHS on her (Amy) before (hint for AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS – her nickname is the same letter as my first name that I don't go by,), who had a falling out w my husband later and egged Ms Reynold's on to start up again about 18 months ago. I pay my own bills, but she does not, so I guess trying to ruin my job when she doesn't have one so far as I know, and therefore is only risking custody of her kid is the best she's got. The sheriff said he'd have a nice chat with her, and since I have her mommy's number, I made sure to give her mommy's number to the sheriff too.
I mean, a child under 3 is very at risk, because her horribly untreated mental illness and drug addiction is really bad for parenting and she has both. She is clearly insane, and if this behavior is happening again, I presume she is also on drugs again.
So, this is who you guys follow on reddit who says I'm a criminal (I've absolutely no criminal record,) I'm fat (not at all anymore, but I usta have a little bit o' junk in the trunk, and honestly everyone loved my big butt…I only got rid of it because it was raising the blood pressure, lol, and yeah it was all in the butt really…) says I'm a drug user (I have no medical or criminal drug record, – absolutely zero, unlike her, and I definitely wouldnt fail a drug test right now – nothing illegal at all in my system) and that I'm a pedo (I don't even like when people bring their children with them to my barbecue, and certainly have no attraction to any human under 35 anyhow…even 35 is a bit young.) If you believed any of it or any of the other horrifying awful libelous bullshit, rejoice because I actually think I'll go after anyone agreeing with her on Reddit too. You are a party to criminal activity, after all. We were saving for a house, but my spouse and I have decided that house money should go to taking down a woman who I have lost any and all patience dealing with.
To be fair, I wouldn't want to talk to anyone who considers her human because I am skimming the surface of her many many many crimes against me – because I'm a woman who's sole offense was my marrying my fiance she coveted – AND HE WAS MY FIANCE WHEN SHE FORCED HIS DRUNK ASS TO PUT A PAPER BAG OVER HER HEAD LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE RELATIONS WITH HER. She's an ugly unstable garbage bag who actually allegedly overdosed her ex on purpose if what she said to others is right and couldn't revive him so also a murderer. He was a dope fiend like her, so I'm sure it can't be proven, and while he is definitely dead, I can't substantiate that past what she confessed about (and she does have a loose grip on reality so it may not be true)…and she will continue to get away with that crime. I'm not perfect, but I'm not an adulterous alleged murderer on drugs like she is, to be sure.
Hope this was educational. Clownshoes always was a desperate, evil, conniving, revolting clown. I'm not sorry I'm better looking, better educated, less crazy, much more intelligent, have character and a personality that people like.
And she was never a client, so she can't review me. Why she's allowed to or anyone is dumb enough to believe her is a mystery. Ask Reddit. She clearly was never my friend, and she clearly doesn't know me because my parents aren't rich like Kardashians, and frankly, calling me things like fat when I'm in better shape, ugly when I'm better looking, and accusing me of having a personality disorder or any criminal or medical record of drug use (when I am not the one stalking her for three years after failing at stealing her spouse, and she has a well known record of drug abuse, and probably a criminal record, too,) is pretty fucking creepy.
Hope you liked my tabloid esque true tale. Can't make this shit up….and I'm tempted to post all the transcripts and abuse and DHHS reports but….this enough about my personal life. How did this blow up like this in the last three years? AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS who was joined by her friend, the blackmailer, EMMY LIM, who can't tell even the same people the same false story about how I failed her, though….because she did carry through with the smearing my name when I wouldn't give her free work. So, Emmy, you are at least a woman of your word. You're a blackmailing lying cunt, but you are a woman of your word.
Normally sinking near to AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS'S level is so far beneath me that I wouldn't do it, but the difference is nothing I've said here is a lie. And I don't call her job (assuming she had one as the last one I knew she had was Longhorn Steakhouse 3 years ago who fired her for finding her shooting up dope on the job) or people she works for and tell them this…and I'd not be lying like she is if I did.
I built this business from the ground up and had an immaculate record for 18-19 years, and ever since my husband and I got in that fight three years ago, some nasty skank who sleeps with men who aren't single has gone out of her way to destroy my life because she didn't know who her baby daddy was….and she probably killed my miracle late life pregnancy off so making fun of my fertility not being anything anyone would ever say in any business setting tells me (and the sheriff) all anyone needs to know.
Someone will always believe the wrong side, and I get that, but clearly, suffering in mostly silence was my mistake, and now I'm going to make public anything any time anyone pulls this crap again…I just didn't think you wanted 85 or more pages of evidence on her.
Because we talk about the occult and spellcasting, and not about failed homewrecker and successful only at being a complete scumbag AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS. She's a pisces, addict, degenerate, and doesn't know who made her baby on her, so she clearly has enough problems of her own to work on that aren't about me. Maybe she should.
It took a few days to post this. I promised AMY ELIZABETH REYNOLDS and EMMY LIM that if they wanted me to post the truth about them gladly would.
~Cat
PS- I do mean it…if you believed anything she's posted about me, because it doesn't read like a client wrote it, you're as bad as her. 18-19 years in business with hardly a single complaint, and if I've been in business 21 years, and she entered into my life 3 years ago, do the fucking math. Bullying me and doing this is sick
PPS- For those saying this post will lose me business (because a few have emailed – people who have known me and seen what my being the victim of her slander, lies, and harassment has done to me, no less, and want me to be spared further damage), look, she's lost me so much in the last 3 years that I frankly see no reason to hold back. Among my friends I'm known as an very honest person who would do anything for a friend, I'm an unfailingly loyal wife, and before all her libel and slander and harassment started over 3 years ago, I feel I had a pretty good life. For the last three years, her unprovoked relentless fictions and attacks on me have caused so much stress and damage to me, that you're right….this is not how I normally act, – posting something of this nature, – but clearly, suffering more or less silently wasn't working. So I thank you, and love you for your concern, but…I'm not being victimized further, and cursing an addict single mom with no job who's life sucks anyway is only so effective – her life is already awful, so magically making things much worse for her entails things which cross moral lines I actually have as opposed to her. Time to confront the cause in the mundane, and bring her to court.
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