***WARNING TO PLAGIARISTS – Oct 17, 2008: I recently learned this spell is being featured on someone’s site. My site clearly details you are not to copy and paste any of my work anywhere without my express permission. While these plagiarists are dealing with my lawyer, I do urge you to contact me if you’ve…

Hello Occulties, First off today, OT to this article, I’d also like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all of my Scorpios out there. I am not one, but I love all of you…excluding my brother in law, who sucks. To my dog (who turns five this November 11,) to that guy I keep telling you…

Ah my occulties, I feel it is time for me to share a spell. 😀 This one is dedicated to my neighbor, who is a hellbeast with hellspawn children, and I am gonna have them out of their house in a few weeks…that’s right, its a MOVE YA A** AS FAR AWAY FROM MY HOME…

Hello Everyone, Alrighty then, as there were some requests for some dark and nasty spells in here I said to myself, “Sure, why not?” Certainly, there are a few folks out there that I’d like to astrally bitch-slap, so I can totally relate. Let us get down to some dark business… As always, remember to…

Hi Occulties, Here is a quickie charm for you, reminiscent of the famous Four-Thieves Vinegar spell. 🙂 This charm is meant to help remove a trouble-maker from your life. You will need: A bar of soap, A nail, Running water, such as a river. Using your nail, carve in the full name of your target…

Hi Occulties! Forgive me for yesterday’s outburst. I’m still pissed off because I am losing some money on my psychic readings (since lots of banging, beeping, and roaring going on around me is not conducive to me doing that type of work during my business hours,) but I am feeling slightly better now. Here’s a…

Hello Occulties, I’ve recovered some from my earlier outburst regarding the Boogeyman of Karma, and am now prepared to give you the spell that I promised. Today, I would like to step away from the love and reconciliation aspect of things, as, although I know it is the most popular request, I feel we need…

Hello Occulties and Faithful Bloglings! It’s me, your favorite occult mastermind…or at least I hope I am. 🙂 Today I want to discuss a super fun topic called… REVENGE! >:) Yeah, well, I figured I would get this in before St. Patty’s Day when all of you are drunk and bleeping my cell phone at…

Hello, my dearies… Have you missed your old friend, Cat? Have you? Well, not all is perfect, but there is enough “good enough” going on… 🙂 Which means, my beloved occulties, that today we are going to learn a new super fun spell. Do you want to? Good, I knew you wanted to. 😀 There…

Good Morning Occulties, This is a rather common question/problem I get in my emailbox. How does one return the trouble (magic/kal or mundane,) to the sender? This one is a pretty quick charm to make, although, I recommend a good banishing and self-blessing as well if you are being targeted by someone else. There is…