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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

Category: Occult Recipies

  • BedBug-Infused Inflammatory Confusion Oil is Ready, but I Ordered the Wrong Size Bottles. :/

    Hi Occulties, This has been a fun week for me. Basically every single asshole who has been an asshole to me in 2021 has been given their comeuppance, and it keeps getting better….well, better for me, anyhow. >:) I am the wrecking ball that will shatter the dreams of my enemies right now and I'm…

  • Road Opening Floor Wash

    Hey everyone, I realize the last few months have been very difficult for everyone. My household wasn't spared whatsoever, so I can certainly relate. Life can feel like a struggle when so many people around us are stressed, and/or are having mental health issues, and/or are struggling financially, and/or are in bad health, and/or are…

  • Mama Cat’s DDD Oil (Disease, Damage, Destruction)

    Hey Occulties, So, lots of you ask me for recipes. And more of you want curses (surprisingly a lot of you) so I figured I’d kill two birds with one stone (proverbially of course.) This is my recipe. If you wish to use it other than for personal use (that is to market it or…

  • Mama Cat’s Get a Job Oil

    Hello Occulties, Since everyone has been asking me recently for help getting a job, I figured this may be of interest. 🙂 To create the oil you will need: Five-finger grass, Bay laurel leaves, High John the Conqueror (jalap) root chips Solomon’s seal root chips Alkanet root pieces or powder, Guinea pepper seeds (grain of…

  • Lucky Gambler’s Hand Oil and Lucky Hand Root Oil

    Hi Everyone, Since someone recently asked me how to make lucky hand root oil, I figured I’d go over that (very easy,) and also offer you a pretty good gambling oil you can make with a lucky hand root. 😀 So to make 1oz of lucky hand root oil, I would put one lucky hand…

  • Powder To Encourage Love, &/or To Heat Up Existing Relationship

    Hey all, In celebration of the super gigantic heating oil bill I just recieved, I’m gonna say, eff money, let’s focus on LOVE! Why love? Well, because I don’t want to think about money, hahaha. If you want to think about money or money spells (cuz I’m not helping you with that enough on this…

  • Mama Cat’s RoadOpener Oil

    Hi Occulties, I’ve had a lot of requests for this, so enjoy! You will need – A bottle which holds about 1/2 oz of oil Lemongrass essential oil* Sandalwood oil (essential or fragrance, preferably RED sandalwood oil,) Red sandalwood chips, Lemongrass leaf pieces Quassia chips Gunpowder Add a pinch of lemongrass leaves (about 3-4 pieces…

  • You Asked, and I Complied: Mama Cat’s Love Powder

    Alrightey, everyone’s raving their pants off when I sent samples some months back, so here it is, and you will ALL groan at how easy this is…. ALL of the ingredients are available here: Love Powder: Equal parts- Pink rose petal powder Mace powder Orris root powder Blend equal parts together well. Before bagging or…

  • Mama Cat’s “Marry Me, Boy” Oil, with Spell

    Hello Occulties, I’m coming down with a touch of the flu, so please forgive me if I start rambling – I have a mild fever, which, in turn, has given me a mild case of the stupids. 😉 But I shall overcome because I am LOOONG over due on giving you an article… The following…

  • Van-Van Oil Recipie

    Hey all, Just a little recipie for all of you today. Van-Van oil is traditionally used to “feed” a charm or amulet used for luck or prosperity. I have also noticed that it not only empowers amulets, but it a good general “good luck” oil, as well as a good general prosperity oil. Now, when…