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Category: Personal Stuff

  • Wow! So, apparently, if you’re one of my friends, you can’t be cool if you’re not getting married on Oct 3, 2009. Just kidding! 😉 However, there are so many couples to name, and so many people I love tying the not this coming weekend, that rather than name them all, I’m just going to…

  • Hello my lovelies, I’d say I’m sorry for the delay on the promised posts, but frankly, I’m sorry for myself when it comes to the reasoning of the delay. Apparently a giant contageous melodrama cloud has entered the atmosphere and is sickening people (friends, clients, readers,) with a horrible case of the Dramz, aka a…

  • Happy Anniversary, and thank you for showing me and the rest of the world that there truly is such a thing as forty HAPPY years being married! You are a great example for everyone to follow, and I hope you have many more happy years together! I love you both so very very much! ~The…

  • The person who keeps searching NH Cat Hoodoo can stop the stalking at anytime. I see you in my referrers. Using AOL today, I see. Its not the first time I’ve noticed you. Something you wanted to know? Please ASK ME PERSONALLY next time – that’s probably the easiest way to find out what you…

  • Hi everyone, While this is the weirdest thing I’ve heard in a looooong time, I have to let others know. Someone came to me talking about a compatibility reading I’d done for them. Since the lingo wasn’t mine, the person claimed this happened last week, and I did not recognize the case, of course I…

  • Listen kiddos, Apparently some of you didn’t thoroughly read this post, and thought I was outing a client as a nuthatch. That kid was never my client would be the first point to make, and the second being that I never named him by name or gave his email addy. I have never published a…

  • Thanks to a very psycho reader who has “written two songs about me,” and loved and hated me every day for a long time. I finally told him that if he’s crying when I said “Just let it happen,” and freaking out and writing songs about me, he had to calm down. Here is what…

  • Here are my Summer Business Hours for 2009. This means I am not doing any work at the desk. This means whatever you email me won’t recieve an answer until I am back at my desk (meaning off of break.) Pre-emptively, the regular hours throughout the year are 9a-5p Eastern Monday through Friday, and I…

  • Mentos are the tooth-taker. I have proof. Note the filling. I’ll be into the dentist on Tuesday, maybe for a filling, probably for a root canal. At least it was the last Mento who pulled half my tooth off – and yes, they were good Mentos.

  • “Today I’d like to explain what a candle is to all of you. Usually, a candle is a long cylindrical object made of wax with a string called a ‘wick’ at the end, – it sort of resembles a tampon, but can come in many different shapes. However, I urge you not to use a…